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One christmas
Posted by: JAY&JAY on April 20, 2004 @ 1:38 am

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One christmas Johnny received a bicycle,with so much happiness he went outside to ride it and pulled up on a stop sign next to a cop on a horse.The Cop said"did santa bring that bicycle for you".Johnny replies"why yes he did sir".Cop responds"well next time have Santa bring you reflectors".The cop thens writes him a citation but before leaving Johnny goes up to the cop and say’s"did Santa bring that horse for you".The cop just playing around says"why yes he did".Johnny replies"well next time tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse not on top."


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From: lovebird on April 27, 2004 @ 2:08 am
Comment: thats fuckin funnyer than shit hahahahaha

From: steph on May 12, 2004 @ 10:09 am
Comment: ya ya thats the shit man thats awsome

From: shaun on May 30, 2004 @ 5:38 pm
Comment: haha great shit man

From: HMM on June 6, 2004 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: IVE SEEN THIS ON A WEB SITE UVE DONE GOOD SO FAR DONT SCREW UP HEY IM LATER FOR SCREW MY GIRL FRIEND

From: Kaila on June 8, 2004 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: Oh shit....that was good i gotta hhand it to ya

From: Jaco Du Toit on June 28, 2004 @ 10:11 pm
Comment: Again you and your 1920’s joke. Older than my grandma, you idiot.

From: the real jay&jay on July 6, 2004 @ 5:10 am
Comment: so whos the bitch that tryes to be like me

From: dolemite on July 12, 2004 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: some eminem wannabe

From: loco on July 31, 2004 @ 3:06 am
Comment: hopefully nobody

From: Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 12:05 am
Comment: It was probobly you Loco you are the shit talkin bitch!!!

From: loco on August 4, 2004 @ 4:42 pm
Comment: See, there you go again.

From: Jay&Jay on August 17, 2004 @ 5:23 am
Comment: What you mean?

From: loco on August 26, 2004 @ 8:49 am
Comment: Me and Jay&Jay just had sex. He was not good. It was like fucking my grandpa again.

From: Talia on September 15, 2004 @ 9:35 pm
Comment: I think so

From: Bertuzzie baby #44 on September 18, 2004 @ 12:18 am
Comment: Look at poor talia again right below Jay&Jays Comment fuck I get a kick outta that And Talia I thought Loco was your Baby huh what happen he seen your face?

From: Jay&Jay on September 18, 2004 @ 5:58 am
Comment: Shut up slut

From: Talia on September 20, 2004 @ 10:14 pm
Comment:
no Jay is my baby, my man baby who i am having a child to

and loco is still my baby too!

From: loco on September 22, 2004 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: Don’t bring my name into this (bertuzzie).
Take care of your own shit.

From: Honey on September 22, 2004 @ 10:12 pm
Comment: Believe me Loco my home girl can take care of her own shit and Talia seems to get more retarded in every comment and Jay&Jay tell your fat ass girlfriend to shut her mouth cause she is the slut.

From: Honey on September 22, 2004 @ 10:14 pm
Comment: Wait a minute I forgot me and Bertuzzie Are the sluts so no cause sluts make the world go round and fat bitchas like her just weigh the world down so no she ain’t slut, and Bertuzzie ain’t goin to shut up just for you .

From: Cube on September 30, 2004 @ 3:15 pm
Comment: oh no...........its about to get gangster in here! haha

From: Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 3:53 am
Comment: Just look at that mental kid ip there too long try again.

From: Bertuzzie Baby#44 on October 9, 2004 @ 9:49 pm
Comment: Talia you can stop lying now about you and Jay&Jay now ,cause I already know you lie’n ,so stop trying to kick it ,cause you just kicking yourself to the loser list bitch.

From: stein on October 23, 2004 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: wha the fuck is up wiht this Jay&Jay he is so fucked up

From: Trina Luvz#33 on October 31, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: I like your attiude Jay, you must be a wigger or a thug.

From: Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 7:42 pm
Comment: I might be

   
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