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Chemistry Teacher
Posted by: JAY&JAY on April 20, 2004 @ 1:46 am
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the teacher putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms." |
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Tyler Sanders on April 26, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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Pretty nice
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| From: |
pimp on May 21, 2004 @ 7:24 pm |
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u suked u dumaz |
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lil mama_04 on May 25, 2004 @ 2:47 pm |
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o.kay the joke was bumed out! |
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Tyler Sanders on May 30, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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that shit stank like your puss |
| From: |
Tommas on June 6, 2004 @ 5:42 am |
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Tyler we dont need to hear your opinon twice also two differant comments. |
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OMG on June 6, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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SHIT ASS FUNNY |
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fugger on June 7, 2004 @ 7:24 am |
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Go fuck yourself
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on June 15, 2004 @ 1:35 am |
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Pimp you just think your a pimp because you fucked A bitch its not your fault she turned you on and when you woke up after bustin a nut in the fuckin slut you were thinkin wtf is goin on the bitch evaperated pussy in all just got up in vacated and you were frustrated couse your d*ck was unprotected but its all good i guess when you got undressed it just felt so good but what a mess O.K. now jay is done but it was fun....... |
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Jaco du Toit on June 28, 2004 @ 10:09 pm |
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Jay&Jay sucks. How sad must someone be if he comments on his own joke. I think you should go back to your day job, selling cookies from door to door, you little girl. Check out a real joke. Mine is the first one. |
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curry on July 4, 2004 @ 8:54 pm |
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fuck up jay and jay you fuckin shit stains |
| From: |
cube on July 10, 2004 @ 10:27 pm |
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jay you got that line off eminem and obie trice. go take care of your kid or somethin. |
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kingshit on July 31, 2004 @ 3:05 am |
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Yeah, tell him to hurry up and get his kid outta my house, cause his baby momma’s getting on my nerves. |
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