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The Train
Posted by: KANDYKANE on June 16, 2004 @ 0:05 am
| Little Jonny was playing with his new toy train one day in the livingroom,while his mother was baking cookies in the kitchen.She heard Jonny stop the train and hollar"All you Ass-holes who are getting off;take all your shit with you when you go!""all you ass-holes getting on,hurry the hell up’this aint no fuckin’hay ride!"Jonny’s mother raced into the room and demanded Jonny go to his room for one hour and think about his nasty mouth.One hour passed and Jonny came back the stairs and began playin’ with his train again.This time mom listened at the door when she heard the train stop."For those of you departing ,please remember to take all your belongings and have a nice day"then he said"For those of you who are joining us,please place your lugage in the departments directly above your head.""remember there is no smoking in side the cars,and if your pissed about the one hour delay,blame the Bitch in the kitchen!" |
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| From: |
peter dragon on June 18, 2004 @ 10:09 am |
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Great joke - little Johnny rarely disappoints ! |
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shaun on June 24, 2004 @ 12:42 pm |
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that damn bitch |
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Jay&Jay on June 26, 2004 @ 2:52 am |
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Holy fuckin shit now that WAS a bad bitch....now this joke kicks ass!!! |
| From: |
joke man on June 29, 2004 @ 6:14 pm |
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your right peter |
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Ana on June 29, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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good one |
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loco on July 31, 2004 @ 3:00 am |
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nice joke |
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gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 6:01 am |
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good 1...made me laff good |
| From: |
curt long. on September 8, 2004 @ 12:00 pm |
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i really miss your little jonny jokes.weve met in person once. would like to meet you again for drinks sometime. |
| From: |
bindoy on November 22, 2004 @ 1:07 am |
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good one! i think its new |
| From: |
MELL on March 27, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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THATS SUM FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THURR NICE 1 KANDYKANE WELL DONE 10 OUTTA 10 LMAO HAHAHAHA |
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KENDOG on April 7, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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GOOD JOKE JOHNNY IS ONE FUNNY MUTHERFUCKER IF YOU ASK ME... |
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