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WHORE HOUSE
Posted by: john on June 28, 2004 @ 4:44 am

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Lil. Johnny walks into a whore house one day and slaps $100 on the table and says I want a girl with aids , the lady at the counter said I can’t help you . no problem ,says johnny so he grabs another $100 and says, I want a girl with aids, she says again I still can’t help you . He reaches into his pocket and grabs another $100 ...so he has $300 on the desk ,and says i want a girl with aids....so she says OK giv me 10 minutes,2nd floor, #22. Johnny goes and Fucks the girl with aids and goes back downstairs and the lady wanted to know why he wanted a girl with aids? He was like ,ok look this is what is going to happen I am going to go home and Fuck my babysitter ,then my dad is going to pick up the babysitter and drop her off and then he is going to Fuck her , then when my dad gets home he will Fuck my mom and then the next morning my mom will Fuck the MILKMAN and that ’s the MOTHERFUCKER who ran over my DOG.


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From: lil baybay on July 2, 2004 @ 12:38 am
Comment: thas the shit right thur

From: omnifuck on July 2, 2004 @ 9:16 am
Comment: good joke
you might as well give your mum a dirty sanchez.

From: Jay&Jay on July 8, 2004 @ 3:22 am
Comment: Nice

From: cube on July 10, 2004 @ 7:16 pm
Comment: just have the milkman fuck the girl with aids

From: lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: ive heard that one one before but it was a pet frog

From: Lilyin on July 14, 2004 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: That was a lode of shit but funny as hell

From: Mary on July 16, 2004 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: That is some funny SHIT.

From: r2sho on July 16, 2004 @ 7:41 pm
Comment: it sucks i think

From: romeo on July 20, 2004 @ 5:39 pm
Comment: omfg, that joke is the shit

From: gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 5:56 am
Comment: chuckle...ha ha

From: joemama on September 20, 2004 @ 3:23 am
Comment: Whaa..I didn’t get it. J/K I thought it was funny. Well sort of.

From: Talia on September 20, 2004 @ 4:00 am
Comment: haha but as if someone would give themselves aids just to kill anohter person

From: Whatever on September 20, 2004 @ 5:33 am
Comment: i agree with Talia

From: crow on September 20, 2004 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: he should have just fucked the milkman, cause we all know jonnys a "fudge packer"

From: nawdynuaiyan on September 20, 2004 @ 10:25 pm
Comment: lil johnny is one madachucka..hehe..

From: AcHaiA on September 20, 2004 @ 11:41 pm
Comment: LMFAO THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER HEARD LMFAO
GOOD ONE MAN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

From: b on February 22, 2005 @ 7:36 am
Comment: that shit was pretty funny but i’ve heard better lil johnny jokes. still cracked me up though

From: brownsugar on April 6, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
Comment: it was ok i didnt get it


From: KENDOG on April 8, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: PAYBACK IS A MUTHERFUCKER.... LITTLE JOHNNY IS THE MAN....

From: Shanell on April 14, 2005 @ 11:43 am
Comment: How old is this lil mutherfucker! If he fucking already?

From: Ash on April 14, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: well hell, everybody’s gonna die in the end .. shit.

   
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