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Posted by: Cube on June 29, 2004 @ 2:35 pm
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Jay&Jay on July 8, 2004 @ 3:20 am |
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Man if i saw you tryin to be a comedian every motha fucka would be callin you out |
| From: |
cube on July 12, 2004 @ 6:48 pm |
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do you lift Jay? |
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cube on July 12, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
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how much do you lift
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Jay&Jay on July 15, 2004 @ 12:44 am |
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Why the fuck do you care?
and buy the way lifting doesnt prove nothing in a fight it is all skill
like lets say the best boxer would lose in a wrestling match and the best wrestler would not be able to do much in a boxing match. i dont wrestle eather i have been in boxing for 5 years straight and i learned alot fro my uncle. |
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cube on July 15, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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fuck boxing, karate is a better method |
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cube on July 16, 2004 @ 12:06 pm |
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in boxing you still need to lift |
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Jay&Jay on July 18, 2004 @ 5:44 am |
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No,You dont need to lift to box.wrestling you do,and karate you dont. |
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cube on July 18, 2004 @ 1:47 pm |
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if thats true then Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson dont have any muscle at all. They didnt need to lift to deliver those knockout blows. And Bruce Lee doesnt lift so i guess his guns look like Bill Gates or some other nerd’s. You’re nothing in sports if you dont lift you dumbass. Whats your "boxing record" then if YOU dont lift? |
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kristal on July 19, 2004 @ 10:17 am |
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omg... arent we supposed to be commenting on the JOKE??? |
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Jay&Jay on July 19, 2004 @ 11:38 am |
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Fuck this conversation shit i lift 225lbs happy so what about you how the fuck did you get againced me in the first place? |
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cube on July 19, 2004 @ 12:09 pm |
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wow 225. thats a lot. i wouldnt want to be against you. You lift 225 doing what? Bench press, squats, butterflys? I thought you said you didnt even lift. |
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Jay&Jay on July 20, 2004 @ 5:48 pm |
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Well i did in school about a year ago and its bench. |
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Jay&Jay on July 24, 2004 @ 12:45 am |
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And whats with you and this "loco" g-unit guy wannabe?
where did he come from? |
| From: |
cube on July 25, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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g unit? |
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Jay&Jay on July 26, 2004 @ 11:03 pm |
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So you do write lyrics do you got any demos out or anything? |
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loco on July 31, 2004 @ 3:02 am |
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fuck what you think and fuck everybody else |
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Jay&Jay on August 2, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
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Fuck you Cube i should smack you like a Jew!!! |
| From: |
loco on August 4, 2004 @ 4:40 pm |
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Nazi motherfucker |
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Jay&Jay on August 10, 2004 @ 6:23 am |
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Oh my bad i get it not Cube Loco came so you need to act tough okay i get it now so what were you goin to say? |
| From: |
Albie on August 11, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
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I can’t be a nazi jew
I have black poo
So a great big FUCK YOU! |
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gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 5:55 am |
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newayz...about te joke..read it b4..cute |
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joe on September 10, 2004 @ 10:25 am |
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Jay&Jay, loco, and cube... what, are you guys stupid or something? I guess cussing at eachother on the internet, asking who can bench more, and crap like that make you look cool, losers. You think that’s what it takes to be a real man? You three don’t have a clue! And, yes, you three are stupid- look, you can’t even spell correctly. Get a job, get an education, and get a life. |
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Jay&Jay on September 10, 2004 @ 11:17 am |
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Joe what the hell did you just say? |
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the real joe on September 12, 2004 @ 9:12 am |
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See, there you children go again, trying to be Mr. Badass on the internet... Pathetic! OH NO! What are you going to do!? Say bad things about me on the internet!? WHATEVER will I do!? Jay&Jay, notice that if you passed the first grade, you should more than likely be able to read what i said. But, you know, I did use words longer than four letters so you might actually have a hard time comprehending. Do you think you can really do anything to me? What, are you going to come over to my e-mail address and beat me up? I’m stepping down to your threes level by even writing this. This will be the last time I post a message, and hopefully you three will learn that you’re making fools of yourselves. |
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Jaco du Toit on September 12, 2004 @ 6:24 pm |
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Whatever Joe. Just get lost you whining little girl. You sound like one who got her wet panties in a knot. |
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Jay&Jay on September 13, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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Hahaha Joes a bitch with no friends but his momma |
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JOE.. on September 14, 2004 @ 12:59 am |
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one question actually.... are any of you in the Army? Honestly. |
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Shaun on September 14, 2004 @ 10:21 pm |
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Joes right, grow up Jay&Jay this isnt middle school motherfucker. How old are you 17? Is that right? Grow some balls and quit talking shit. People would expect this kinda shit from a 10 year old. God you’re pathetic, you need to talk shit to feel tough. |
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Shaun on September 14, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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not even middle school........ elementary. |
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Talia on September 15, 2004 @ 9:33 pm |
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Look whos talking^ |
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Dolly on September 17, 2004 @ 1:12 pm |
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How amusing. This argument is funnier than half the jokes on this site!
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Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 18, 2004 @ 12:13 am |
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Well Talia i can see youstill use the old old old ass saying I used in grade 2look who’s talking come girl what you always save all your best come abcks for me shit come on we all know you got better shit to say then that. And Dolly you must be a lil kid cause you get e-z ly amused to this shit ,man get out of here you lil youngster. |
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Jay&Jay on September 18, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
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Shaun what did i tell you bout talkin?
Don’t make me get Jay Junior to kick you’re ass couse you know he can! |
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Shaun on September 18, 2004 @ 11:08 pm |
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hahaha ok bitch, you really have no idea what i look like. Talk all the shit you want pussy. I dont give 2 shits. |
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Talia on September 20, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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i still think Shauns Australian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, are you shaun?
i am and proud of it |
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Shaun on September 22, 2004 @ 4:13 pm |
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nope, im american. |
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Talia on September 22, 2004 @ 11:13 pm |
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ok you sound aussie to me |
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Trina Luvz on October 31, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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You Shaun your a funny funny guy if you want you can email me
Rough_rider_33@myway.com |
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skeez on March 3, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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yall are childesh i’m only 13 and i notice yall sound so freaking stupid . don’t you feel bad cousing out people on the other side of the world |
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mell on March 27, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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4 FUCK SAKE PPL JUST COMMENT ON THE FUCKIN JOKE!!!!!!!!!! AINT NO 1 WANNA HEAR N E THING ELSE!!!!!!!!! JUST COMMENT ON THE JOKE I KNOW YALL R THICK BASTERDS BUT ITS NOT THAT FUCKIN HARD REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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corncob on April 4, 2005 @ 4:52 am |
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y not u psychotic person,im with skeez on dat 1. |
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KENDOG on April 7, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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I KNOW I’M BOUT 7 MONTHS TO LATE FOR ANYONE TO READ THIS BUT THIS SHIT IS FUNNY ALL THESE E-MAILS GREAT JOB EVERYBODY CAN TALK SHIT FROM THEIR COMPUTER BUT NOT IN PERSON HUH... BESIDES THAT JOKE IS GREAT I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY... |
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Ives on May 6, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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no offense cube but ur a dumbass bruce lee does isometrics i have his book of workout secrets
he has less than 1 percent body fat his muscles may not be big compared to others but he could knock anyone out in 1 hit hence the name of the 1 inch punch(basically a index finger length)
everyone should really pick up that book cant remember the name of it its downstairs and i really dont wanna get it right now neways its like 600 pages long teaching you how to eat and workout right.
also if u read the book u will c some pictures of his customized workout machine he does like 6hrs a day of bicep/tricep workouts probably more than u will do in a week |
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Cube on June 26, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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probably, considering it was Bruce Lee dumbass. |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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