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Birds and the Bees
Posted by: Jay&Jay on July 17, 2004 @ 7:37 pm
Little Johnny’s father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don’t want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the ’there’s no Santa’ speech. At age seven I got the ’there’s no Easter bunny’ speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the ’there’s no tooth fairy’ speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really fuck, I’ve got nothing left to live for!" |
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mr. romeo on July 21, 2004 @ 4:17 pm |
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funny |
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krysten on July 31, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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funny,but i’ve heard it.....stil funny
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julia on August 3, 2004 @ 2:30 pm |
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not funny!!!!!!!!!!! :k |
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Albie on August 11, 2004 @ 6:51 am |
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Funny ass shit, RATE ***** |
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gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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not funny |
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Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 8, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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I’ve never heard that one before my cuzin Luda Thinks it shit and it is old but I never listen to him cause I think your funny
Well got to jet PEACE OUT |
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Jay&Jay on September 13, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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WOW Bertuzzie, You ain’t talkin shit to me this time! |
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Bertuzzie baby #44 on September 18, 2004 @ 12:03 am |
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well Jay&Jay I said I don’t mind you and I don’t hate well any who wherez your tail(TALIA) I always see here name right below yours. |
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Jay&Jay on September 18, 2004 @ 5:50 am |
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Don’t worry where she is aight? |
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Honey on September 22, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
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Jay&Jay I don’t think My home girl was worried about you ugly girl she was surprised she wasn’t saying shit right below your comment. |
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Honey on September 22, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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And why ain’t you bein an Asshloe to bertuzzie Baby you always have shit to say what happened? |
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Talia on September 22, 2004 @ 11:13 pm |
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you a slut just like that bertuzzie bitch^ |
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Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 3:49 am |
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Damn right Talia straight up , But well bertuzzie baby is a slut and a bitch like me, |
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Bertuzzie Baby#44 on October 13, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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SHUT the fuck up Honey I ain’t a slut and A bitch like you , you like me since you alwayed tryed to be like me ever since nursery, so just shut the fuck up, you ain’t nuthin but a poser , who tries to hrad to kick it all the time. |
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Jay&Jay on October 14, 2004 @ 6:50 am |
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Damn hahaha Honey’s gettin called the fuck out |
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Bertuzzie Baby#44 on October 16, 2004 @ 11:22 pm |
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Where the fuck is she anyways that dumb whore. |
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Spooner #55 on October 25, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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^ That is bull shit those two are best friends, and this is just a big show to fit in with the others. |
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Jay&Jay on October 28, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
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Hey Spooner maybe theres somthing you should know,when i was chattin to them i played them bad,but then when i told them that they said they played me also so this was just a cover~up for them |
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Trina Luvz #33 on October 31, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
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Yow Jay and you let one of my sisterz play you, liltiny Honey shit I guess Bertuzzie Baby does make her a better person and yow Jay is it true you going out with other sister Spooner or you playing her to. |
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Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 7:32 pm |
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I don’t know yet |
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Jay&Jay on February 5, 2005 @ 6:34 am |
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Now I know its great |
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mickey mouse on February 5, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
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Now I know its great |
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Emmaline on February 5, 2005 @ 6:42 am |
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I don’t think its funny cause it’s rude |
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Some one on February 5, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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From: mr. romeo on July 21, 2004 @ 4:17 pm
Comment: funny
From: krysten on July 31, 2004 @ 9:40 pm
Comment: funny,but i’ve heard it.....stil funny
From: julia on August 3, 2004 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: not funny!!!!!!!!!!! :k
From: Albie on August 11, 2004 @ 6:51 am
Comment: Funny ass shit, RATE *****
From: gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 5:52 am
Comment: not funny
From: Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 8, 2004 @ 8:02 pm
Comment: I’ve never heard that one before my cuzin Luda Thinks it shit and it is old but I never listen to him cause I think your funny
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some one 3 on February 5, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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From: gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 5:52 am
Comment: not funny
I agree with this gurl |
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on February 5, 2005 @ 6:45 am |
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Disclaimer:
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Mr. Beans (Isaac) on March 28, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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It is ok
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some guy on July 3, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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Stoner section : "Rapper’s Delight" joke, 3rd page comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two. |
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