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Did You Die Yesterday?
Posted by: Jay&Jay on July 17, 2004 @ 7:56 pm
| One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" little Johnny raised his hand and said, "He probably said ’Holy Shit! A fuckin talkin pig!’ |
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loco on July 31, 2004 @ 2:53 am |
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Jay&Jay’s moms a talking pig.
hahahah! |
| From: |
bitch on August 1, 2004 @ 1:36 am |
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this joke fuckin sucks
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ricky on August 4, 2004 @ 3:38 am |
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This is not a lil johnny joke, because it would of been funny. |
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pimp shawty on August 10, 2004 @ 9:02 pm |
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that shit was fuckin s-o-r-r-y ass hell |
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krysia on October 10, 2004 @ 11:33 pm |
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funny shit dude |
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gagokayo on November 22, 2004 @ 12:53 am |
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nice one! |
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hahanotfunny on February 25, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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I liked it alot. |
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Cobain_lover on February 28, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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pretty good |
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