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jesus christ
Posted by: liam and kyle on July 30, 2004 @ 9:39 pm

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one day in sunday school the teacer asked "Where is Jesus?" One kid said, " In my heart." Another kid said "Everywhere." Little Johnny said, " In my bathroom." "why do you say that?" the teacher said. Little Johnny replied " Because every morning my dad knocks on the bathroom door and shouts, ’JESUS CHIRST ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?!?"


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From: People Person on August 5, 2004 @ 7:24 pm
Comment: OMG, this is the most halarious joke. I told my, and we had to go to the doctor because we could not stop peeing our pants. My sister died because she couldn’t breathe. This joke is funny, but... DANG THIS JOKE
IT KILLED MY SISTER

From: bitcin wigger on August 5, 2004 @ 7:24 pm
Comment: this joke was awsome!!!! i shit my pants

From: Dude on August 5, 2004 @ 7:25 pm
Comment: People Person
Your weird

From: Jay&Jay on August 6, 2004 @ 11:01 am
Comment: That joke was fuckin stupid, Johnny Jokes are supposed to be funny!!!

From: loco on August 8, 2004 @ 8:16 pm
Comment: Then why wasn’t your Johnny joke funny?

From: Scottydawg on August 9, 2004 @ 3:38 am
Comment: Fucking hilarious

From: gurl on August 16, 2004 @ 5:50 am
Comment: that was not funny...amusin tho....it was funnier readin the comments bout ppl dyin adn shytin themselve....ha ha

From: Jay&Jay on August 21, 2004 @ 12:14 am
Comment: Because i told it not to be!!!

From: joke rater on September 8, 2004 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: stupid just stupid

From: timer on March 7, 2005 @ 7:23 pm
Comment: *you guys r hilarious!!!!*

From: loca on March 29, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: all ya bitches shut the fuck up

   
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