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go help the neighbors
Posted by: liam on July 30, 2004 @ 9:52 pm

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one day little jonny told his mom he was bored. So jonnys mom said to go help the builders next door on the house they ;are building who are building there own houses. So little jonny went next door to help the builders but little jonny was gone all day. So when lil jonny got home his mom said " so what did u learn?" and little jonny repled "well first, u have to put up the god damn door up then the bitch doesn’t fit so u got to take the mother fucker off then scew the peice of shit in" and little jonnys mom was ferious and said "jonny go to your room and your father will have a talk with u when u get home!" so ljonny went to his room and about 2 hours later jonnys father came in and asked jonny " what did u say to make ur mom ferious?" and little jonny repled "first u have to put up the god damn door up then the bitch doesn’t fit so u got to take the mother fucker off then scew the peice of shit in" and then jonnys father said"jonny get me my switch" and little jonny replies " fuck u thats the electricians job"


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From: LIAM on August 5, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: this joke kicked ass every biody should read this it is the funiest joke i have evr heard in my entrie life. when i readi it the second time i shit my pants. THIS IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Fat Loser on August 5, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
Comment: I could not stop laughing, I had to go to the ER it was so funny.

From: bitchin wigger on August 5, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
Comment: this joke is bitchin

From: Albie on August 11, 2004 @ 6:40 am
Comment: Its ok, but its not that great,, there are much better on the site, it didn’t even make me laugh like most, just chorkle.

From: b on September 22, 2004 @ 7:39 am
Comment: your website is shit go get a life

From: krustybabes on January 8, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: its shite it dont make no sence

From: Hot Chik on February 24, 2005 @ 8:39 am
Comment: You spelled FURIOUS wrong

From: yo mama on February 26, 2005 @ 1:02 pm
Comment: What the hell is he trying to say

From: fine ass bitch on March 22, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: this is some stupid bullshit and it dont make no funkin sense

   
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