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Break A Leg
Posted by: Jay&Jay on August 2, 2004 @ 11:55 pm
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn’t figure out
what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It’s a period" reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know" said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." |
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| From: |
chris on family guy on August 8, 2004 @ 1:20 pm |
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Little Johhny jokes are supposed to be funny |
| From: |
loco on August 8, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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I agee with the guy above me |
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MarK on September 7, 2004 @ 1:28 am |
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No but i wouldn’t bother askin you though!!! |
| From: |
ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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jay dont even try to make jokes man loco cannot be beat u....die.... |
| From: |
vic on January 23, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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well i thought it was funny... |
| From: |
Hot Chik on February 24, 2005 @ 8:22 am |
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This is a really funny joke!! Anybody who doesn’t agree is a loser! |
| From: |
MELL on March 27, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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I AGREE WIF HOT CHIK ITS AN AMAZIN JOKE |
| From: |
kristina on June 9, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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i loved that joke |
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