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1st grade game
Posted by: Robert palomino on August 12, 2004 @ 10:06 am
One day, in 1st. grade, little Johnny’s teacher had the kids playing a guessing game. She said “okay class today we are going to play a guessing game. I am going to pull a piece of fruit out of my desk put it behind my back and give you some clues. I then will give someone a chance to guess what it is. She reaches inside her desk and pulls out a piece of fruit and puts it behind her back. She says “First, I have something that is round but not to round and it is orange but not to orange, what is it”? Little Johnny is in the back of the class waving frantically. The teacher covers her face in disgust. Thinking to herself “I can’t call on Johnny, he will say something nasty and embarrass the whole class”. She redirects on another student. “ Suzy, what do you think it is?” Suzy says “an orange?”. The teacher showed the fruit to the class and says “no it’s a tangerine, but I like that, you’re thinking.
Then the teacher said “Okay, class we are going to do another one”. She withdrew another piece of fruit from her desk and said, “I have something round but not to round and it’s red and not to red what is it? Again, little Johnny was in the back if the class waving frantically. The teacher, trying to ignore him, asked Billy to answer the question. Billy said “ a cherry?” The teacher said, “no but I like that you’re thinking”.
Upset, little Johnny stood up and said teacher, “If you won’t let me answer one, will you let me ask one?" The teacher thought about it for a second. Well I can’t see how he can embarrass the class that way. “All right, go ahead” she said cautiously.
Johnny stood up and put his hand in his pocket and said “Okay, I have something round but it’s not to round. It is long but not to long, what is it?
At this point, the teacher knew she had just made a mistake.
A few seconds of quite
Johnny said “Do you give up?”
The teacher said “yes”
Johnny started to pull his hand out of his pocket.
The teacher yelled “don’t pull that thing out!!
Johnny pulled out a pencil and said “It is a pencil, but I like that you’re thinking.
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Jay&Jay on August 17, 2004 @ 5:16 am |
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This joke is now gettin old!!! |
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Toni Roberts on August 17, 2004 @ 5:48 am |
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grfeat joke never too old to tell it |
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cody on September 3, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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its aight |
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joke rater on September 8, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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FUNNY!!!!! I like what your’e thinking |
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Jay&jay on November 13, 2004 @ 7:45 pm |
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little johny is so hot i wish i could have sex with him...yum |
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c-ray on January 21, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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u told it wrong dum fuck |
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