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contagious
Posted by: vinchenso on August 15, 2004 @ 9:31 am
the teacher of a grade prep class told her students to think of a sentence with the word contagious in it.
The next day she asked who had their sentence ready.
First was little anna.
my brother had the measels and he gave it to me because they were contagious she said.
That was great said the teacher, well done.
Next was little Betty.
I got the flu because it was contagious she said.
Well done said the teacher, good girl.
Little Johnny was at the back with his hand up.
Ok said the teacher whats your sentence.
Well my dad and i were in the car on the way to school in the morning and there was a truck full of oranges infront of us. The truck rolled over and the oranges went all over the road. Thats when my dad said thats gonna take the poor cont-agious to pick em up. |
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| From: |
loco on August 17, 2004 @ 1:58 pm |
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hahaha! funny shit |
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Shelley on August 28, 2004 @ 5:19 am |
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HAHA i never heard that shit b4 lol pretty funny but real lame at the same time...... |
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Jay&Jay on August 29, 2004 @ 6:29 pm |
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I’ll say it’s funny!!! |
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Luvin Mike Cantrell on October 2, 2004 @ 5:21 pm |
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i dont get it. |
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Jaco du Toit on October 6, 2004 @ 4:22 pm |
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Poor you.^
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n/a on October 29, 2004 @ 10:54 am |
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i dont get it either :( |
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babygurl on October 29, 2004 @ 11:15 pm |
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huh |
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babygurl on October 29, 2004 @ 11:15 pm |
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huh |
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jay&jay on November 13, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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shelley i love you |
| From: |
Bucket378 on November 21, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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NOBODY FUCKING GET IT SO IF U GET IT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE U FUCK HEAD |
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jokeman on December 2, 2004 @ 2:30 pm |
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If you don’t get it, don’t read it!!
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| From: |
bigjay on December 2, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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in order for you not to get it you have to read it first dumb ass |
| From: |
Ben Jones on December 10, 2004 @ 11:30 am |
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Bucket you are a little bitch shut the hell up |
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sum guy on January 14, 2005 @ 5:18 am |
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jokeman ur stupid..they had to read it 1st so that they dont get it..*sigh* kids these days |
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KENNY on April 5, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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WHO CARES WHO GETS IT AND WHO DOESN’T GET IT YOUR REAL FUCKING STUPID IF YOU DON’T, SORRY. |
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Janelle on April 13, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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my phone number is 989-895-3978 call me |
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Shanell on April 14, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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U dumb bitch!^ |
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