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There’s just no reason for some things
Posted by: DiveHerDown on September 16, 2004 @ 10:13 am
The preacher looked out of the church’s window and saw Little Johnnie sitting on the curb smashing ants with his finger and saying, "God damn ants, God damn ants". Horrified (that means shocked to those at K-State), the preacher rushes outside to confront the boy.
"Little Johnnie, whatever are you doing? Don’t you know that ants are God’s creatures and he has a place for them in life?"
Little Johnnie looks up at the preacher and says, "Preacher, I do believe in God, and I do believe that he has placed all creatures here for a reason..... except for these God damn ants", and continues to smash them with his finger.
The preacher, filled with disbelief (that means disbelief to you Oklahoma fans), grabs Little Johnnie up from the curb, gets in his face and says, "Little Johnnie, I can not allow this to go on! I want to stop this senseless act immediately and think of all the harm you have caused here today. And before you even think of doing it again, I want you to come up with three things that God has put on this earth for no good reason at all".
With that said, the preacher turned and went back into the church. Soon after, he looked back out of the window to see Little Johnnie still sitting at the curb smashing ants. Now filled with the sin of anger, the preacher stormed out of the church, grabbed Little Johnnie, shook him and shouted, "Little Johnnie, I am beyond belief. No sooner had I gone inside than you have returned to destroying this life at your mindless discretion (this means right to decide to those at U of Missouri). Did I not give you the task of coming up with three things that God has put on this earth for no good reason at all before you could return to this travesty against God"?
Little Johnnie looked at the preacher with the eyes of an innocent and said, "But Preacher, I have thought of three things that God has put on this earth for no good reason at all".
The preacher stared at Little Johnnie in total disbelief. "Alright my son" the preacher said, "tell me what three things that God has put on this earth for no good reason at all".
And with a devils grin Little Johnnie said, "This was easy... titts on a Nun, balls on a Priest, and these God damn ants"!
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nawdynuaiyan on September 20, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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hehe..yea..i like dis.. |
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shorty on September 27, 2004 @ 5:42 pm |
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that’s a funny one |
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wiley's_angel_01 on October 10, 2004 @ 12:03 am |
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I love this one |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 7:08 pm |
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I POOPED AND MADE JAYJAY
I POOPED AND MADE wiley’s_angel_01
POOP IS BETTER THAN JEWS
CANADA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TERRORISM |
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lil player on October 19, 2004 @ 4:09 pm |
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and dennis is a fuckin quir!!!!!!!!!!! that joke wazz some funny shit!!!!!!! |
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star on November 9, 2004 @ 1:18 pm |
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i fucking loved that! |
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ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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DENNIS WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM MAN R U ON METH OR SOMETHING? |
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me on November 18, 2004 @ 1:15 pm |
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yo this shit was funny |
| From: |
...... on November 21, 2004 @ 4:37 pm |
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lol
funny but seriously dennis stfu u mofo
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DENNIS on November 21, 2004 @ 10:56 pm |
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ozzy, i want to suck your dick |
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allyoufuckers on February 16, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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poop is funny LoL |
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hahanotfunny on February 23, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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not bad, could be improved. |
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oink on April 28, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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you guys, don’t encourage ’dennis’. He obviously has a low self esteem level and says these things to make himself feel good. |
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