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Posted by: shorty on October 4, 2004 @ 1:35 pm
Little Jonny went into his parents bedroom and he saw them having sex.
Little Jonny said "What are you doing Dad"
He replies "I am playing poker"
"Whats Mum doing then" asked Jonny
"Shes my wild card" said his farther
Satisfied with the answers he walked out
The next day, his father notised that Little Jonny had been in the bathroom
for the whole morning so he got worried, so he knocked on the door, but
no one replied.
So he walked in and saw Jonny playing with himself
His Dad said "what are you doing"
He replies "I am playing poker"
"Wheres your wild card" Asked his father
" With a hand like this, Who needs a wild card."
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| From: |
Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 5:17 pm |
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I am Doctor Dennis. I am highly intelligent. I do enjoy fine dining and a night at the opera. If you do care to respond do so at my convenience.
Regards,
Dr. Dennis, Harvard |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
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FEMALES ARE ONLY GOOD FOR BAKING CAKES AND SEX. MY FART SMELLS BETTER THAN JEWS. |
| From: |
TERRELL on October 9, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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FRANCE, CANADA, ENGLAND, AND INDIA ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS SUCH AS: AIDS EPIDEMIC, WORLD WAR II, TERRORISM, NUCLEAR WARS, TOXIC WASTE, HATE CRIMES, GLOBAL WARMING, JEWS, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND COMMUNISM. MY FARTS HAVE BETTER HELPED THE WORLD AT LARGE.
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| From: |
DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 2:38 pm |
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I OWN YOU. YOU ALL SUCK MY PIMPLY PENIS. |
| From: |
gaz on October 22, 2004 @ 9:38 am |
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great |
| From: |
david on October 23, 2004 @ 2:28 am |
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oh l wish l could fucking meet you wankers in person ld beat you to pulp. l fucking hate biggots. better watch out what you say you probably be working for a jew one day! you worthless piece of shiT |
| From: |
NIMROD on October 27, 2004 @ 7:03 pm |
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Don’t worry david, these usless shits are probably the demented results of close (very, very close) relations between sister and brothers spanning many generations..
They feel they should blame someone else because they are useless FUCK-UPS and don’t know what to do about it.. So it’s got to be the jews fault that their ignorant and fuck their sister/cousin and don’t have two cents to rub together..... Leave them alone... they’ll breed themselves out of existance..... FUCK UM! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 27, 2004 @ 11:10 pm |
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hey David are you thirsy?
Couse if you are i gatta take a piss and i could help both us out at the same time |
| From: |
jon on November 2, 2004 @ 12:24 am |
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hey jay, that was fuckin u need to go look at those GOOD jokes to see wat to tell people cuz this shit that ur makin up by ur self is fuckin stupid |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 3, 2004 @ 4:41 am |
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Hey does it look like to you i posted this joke or somthin’? |
| From: |
Alyssa on March 5, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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LMAO!! HAHA i liked that one! haha "hand" has double meanings! HAHAHAHA |
| From: |
Dude on April 27, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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Alyssa - you’re a quick one huh |
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