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Candy
Posted by: Karen on October 28, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

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Little Johnnie’s teacher had a game she liked to play with thier class when they were good.
She would have them line up, close thier eyes, and she would put a piece of candy in thier mouths.
They would then have to then guess the nameof the candy.

One day, she did peppermints and another day she did lemon drops.
These candies gave the children no problems.

This one day, however, she decided to give them honey drops.
All the children were lined up and not one of them could not figure it out.
Finally the teacher decided to give them a clue.
She said, "It’s what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy."

All the sudden, Little Johnnie yells, "Spit it out! It’s an asshole!"



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From: Jay&Jay on October 29, 2004 @ 4:57 pm
Comment: Ha that was good

From: Trina Luvz#33 on October 31, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: That was aight, I guess.So ya whatever, keep posting good jokes, no shitty ones.

From: star on November 9, 2004 @ 1:06 pm
Comment: thats cool as shit man. keep up the good work

From: J.K.M.M.M.S on November 12, 2004 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: that was our favorite that we have seen so far!!!

From: ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 7:20 pm
Comment: lol well u made jay&jay laugh at a joke witch i never heard before so u doing good

From: yo on November 26, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
Comment: that’s always a good one

From: bEN JONES on December 8, 2004 @ 11:37 am
Comment: that was cool

From: GitErDone on January 11, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
Comment: pretty good ;)

From: hahanotfunny on February 23, 2005 @ 1:09 pm
Comment: i like that very good.

   
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