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Pancakes
Posted by: Chris on October 31, 2004 @ 10:47 pm
Little Johnny and his little brother Billy were in their bedroom getting ready for school.
Johnny asks Billy, "Hey, lets swear at breakfast when mom comes in, I’ve never swore in front of her before, I want to see what she does."
"Okay," said Billy, "but you go first."
Johnny and Billy are at the table when mother comes in and says, "What do you boys want for breakfast?"
Johnny says, "I want some fucking pancakes!"
BOOM! She backhands Johnny and he falls to the floor crying.
She glares at Billy, "What do YOU want for breakfast?"
Billy replied, "I sure don’t want any fucking pancakes!" |
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RAMBO on November 3, 2004 @ 9:06 pm |
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HAHAHAHA!! Great! Funny as hell!! |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:28 pm |
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MY POWER IS UNMATCHED WHILER YOUR OWN FECES CAN COUNT TO AN EVEN NUMBER IN THE SUM OF 2 AND 4 BUT JOHN KERRY KNOWS HOW TO BRING LIFE TO PLACES WHERE I SAW JEWS AND BOOGERS TALKING LIKER YOU WHILE YOU POOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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triN on November 6, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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cute... |
| From: |
tara on November 7, 2004 @ 8:05 am |
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VERY funny!!!!!
but this dennis guy who comments on like every joke, shut the hell up!
and also get a life! |
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Shaun on November 10, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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a classic,........... like Illmatic of jokes. But no not really, it was good though. |
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J.K.M.M.M.S on November 12, 2004 @ 11:26 pm |
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We both thought it was cute and funny! |
| From: |
ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 7:18 pm |
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lol it was pretty good |
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Mandy on November 16, 2004 @ 11:12 am |
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It was kinda stupid |
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RAMBO on November 16, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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You’re kinda stupid, suck both my dicks |
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Jay&Jay on November 17, 2004 @ 11:11 pm |
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Don’t listen to Mandy she’s a whore and like all the dumb jokes...The joke was good. |
| From: |
.... on November 21, 2004 @ 4:24 pm |
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funny nice classic but mandy suxs and blows
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| From: |
Bucket378 on November 21, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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u all sux u bitchies AHAHAHAHA, seriously... it was funny :D |
| From: |
Beth on November 29, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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I dont really get it |
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Beth on November 29, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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I dont really get it |
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Jay&Jay on December 1, 2004 @ 3:54 am |
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It’s not a joke to get, it’s a joke that you just think is funny. |
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huginatree on December 9, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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..not abad joke at all..have you read some of the others...if so this is the one |
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Breanna on January 9, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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Good joke. |
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Cobain_lover on February 14, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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pretty good |
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hahanotfunny on February 23, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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good joke, very well put together |
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