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Little Johnny Does It Again
Posted by: Dawg on November 5, 2004 @ 1:14 am
Little Johnny hears his parents fighting, "You Bitch, You Basterd" and little Johnny says, "What does that mean?" "Grandma and Grampa son, Grandma and Grampa." So then he goes and plays out side and hears these people talking, "Yeah so I said c’mon stick your dick in my pussy." He says, "What is dick and pussy." The people turn around surprised and quickly say, "hat and coat."
Then he goes upstairs to find his dad shaving. His dad cuts himself and says, "SHIT!" "What does that mean Daddy?" "Oh, um, shaving cream." Then little Johnny goes down stairs to see his mom stuffing the turkey. Her ring gets caught and she says, "FUCK!" Little Johnny says, "What does that mean Mommy?" "Stuffing son, stuffing." Then the doorbell rings and Johnny goes to open it. It’s his grandparents. Little Johnny says "Hi Bitch, hi Basturd, can I take your dick and pussy? Dad’s upstairs putting shit all over his face and Mom’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 2:16 am |
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funny joke but why’s it fuckin have to be repeated over and over fuck over infinity |
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 2:16 am |
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i can’t sleep |
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niki on November 10, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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thats fucking great i like that |
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ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 7:15 pm |
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lol nice one |
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Jay&Jay on November 16, 2004 @ 4:44 am |
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This fuckin’ joke is fuckin’ stupid. |
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Mandy on November 16, 2004 @ 11:09 am |
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I liked it dont listen to the Jay bastard1
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Jay&Jay on November 17, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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Mandy wanna suck my janitalia or somthin? |
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naptown_hottie on November 18, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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lol! nice joke it’s fuckin great |
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maz on November 21, 2004 @ 9:16 am |
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it was a gud joke until ppl started submittin it over and over agen, on this site this joke has bin submitted about 20 times! |
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,,, on November 21, 2004 @ 4:27 pm |
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classic
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MONIQUE on November 23, 2004 @ 8:52 am |
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THAT LIL JOHNNY IS A FUCKIN TRIP |
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novemeber 26 on November 26, 2004 @ 5:27 pm |
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that was funny the first time i heard it
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jess on December 6, 2004 @ 11:49 am |
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gud joke....kewl x x |
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Ben Jones on December 8, 2004 @ 11:26 am |
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i like tig ol bitties |
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huginatree on December 9, 2004 @ 4:14 pm |
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dawg is going places...very funny.... |
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karla italiano on January 7, 2005 @ 4:53 am |
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thats some funny stuff u got there!!!! HAHAHAHAHA |
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yur mom on January 8, 2005 @ 4:53 am |
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das some funnie shit man horz
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Breanna Nichols on January 9, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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Luv this joke. |
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sum guy on January 14, 2005 @ 4:49 am |
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man that joke is oold
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lol on January 22, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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not bad, too long. |
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K.F.C on January 23, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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lol, old/funny |
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a guy on January 27, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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that was wack great joke |
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a girl on February 9, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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that joke is so funny!!!!! |
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Cobain_lover on February 14, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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i’ve heard it a million times in a million different versions...its not funny no more |
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Hot Chik on February 23, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
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Very funny, a bit sick, but funny |
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hahanotfunny on February 23, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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That is a stroke of brillance, very well put together. bravo. |
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