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What is that in the tree?
Posted by: lgcrotty on December 10, 2004 @ 8:29 pm

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One day, Little Johnny is outside playing with his dad when he sees something in the tree, it is really a condum, but he doesn’t know. His father says, "It’s a cookie, Johnny. Don’t eat the cookie, Johnny.". So, the next day, Johnny asks his father if he can go outside and his father says that he can. After Johnny is outside for a while, he comes in feeling sick. His dad says "I told you not to eat the cookie, Johnny!". "I didn’t", he says, "I ate the cream filling around it."


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From: ShellyBean on December 18, 2004 @ 9:23 pm
Comment: Awesome joke...sick and twisted but awesome!

From: kyle on December 22, 2004 @ 10:53 am
Comment: its good but u r sick

From: Anthony on December 23, 2004 @ 3:09 am
Comment: Dude you fucking suck!!!!

From: Stoner133 on December 25, 2004 @ 4:21 am
Comment: Umm if it was a condom in his yar it must have been his,so i think he would get rid of the condom the first day....really wheather it was his or not, he’s got a fucking kid.

From: Coopmeister on December 27, 2004 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: Funny shit man...but it did make me puke...

From: well. on December 29, 2004 @ 6:10 pm
Comment: its kinda sick.

From: Cobain_lover on January 5, 2005 @ 7:47 pm
Comment: that was so wrong...and funny at the same time

From: Aussie Islander on January 6, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: That just fucking sucks shit dude!! It is not funny at all, just pure fucked up dead as a door nail joke!!

From: lol on January 22, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: not funny, totaly sick, dude go lie down and choke on your fucking condom and DIE...

From: Serenity on January 23, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: ...what dumbass joke...lol

From: little jimmy on February 18, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
Comment: I love this jokeey

From: ashley on March 8, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: that was nasty but funny

From: Hot Chick on March 16, 2005 @ 10:22 am
Comment: That made me GAG

From: hot mama on March 22, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
Comment: That joke was awesome!!!!!!!!!

From: markeith on April 20, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
Comment: thats nasty

   
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