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little johnny lives on a farm...
Posted by: jim on January 21, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
| little johnny lives on a farm and he gets up one sat morning and asks his mom for some breakfast. His mom says " You have to do your chores first, so go milk the cows, feed and water the pigs, and feed the chickens, then you can have breakfast". Johnny protests and says " But I’m hungry now!!" After a few minutes of arguing, Johhny finally gives in. After feeding the cows, johnny looks around , then kicks one of the cows. After feeding and watering the pig, he looks around, and kicks one of the pigs. Then after feeding the chickens he kicks one of the chickens. He then runs back inside and says " Mom, I’m done, where’s my breakfast?!!!. His mom puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him. Johnny says "where’s the milk and bacon and eggs?" Mom says "I saw you kick the cow so no milk, then I saw you kick the pig so no bacon, and then I saw you kick chicken so no eggs". During their heated argument, Johnny’s dad comes down the stairs, trips over the cat, turns around and kicks the cat. At that moment, Johnny turns to his mom, and with a big smile, says "Do you want to tell him or should I?!!! |
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S**T HOLE on January 24, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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Little Johnny walked past his parents room in the middle of the night and heard moaning. He walked in and caught them in The Act. "Oh Boy! Horse ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Pleased that he was not going to ask uncomfortable questions, Daddy aggreed and carried on.
Pretty soon, mommy started to moan again. Little Johnny shouted "Hold on tight daddy! This is where me and the milkman normally get kicked off!" |
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ladywolf on February 9, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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omg..lmao...i luv that lil guy...lol |
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chelo on February 14, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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i dopnt get it? |
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Cobain_lover on February 14, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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lmao, thats a good one |
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EHHH???????? on February 15, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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WHAT DOES IMAO MEAN????? |
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nigro on February 21, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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i dobnt get it |
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hahanotfunny on February 23, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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LMAO-means laughing my ass off,
that was a good joke I liked it. |
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EHHH???????? on February 24, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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Thanks hahanotfunny!! I felt really left out cuz everyone else is using it, and I didnt have a fucking clue what the hell it was. |
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dan on March 2, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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OMG>>LMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GOOD 1 |
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ashley on March 8, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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that was an ok joke it wasnot all that funny |
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HOT CHICK on March 15, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET IT IT MEANS NO PUSSY FOR DAD BECAUSE IT WAS A PUSSY CAT.lol |
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mell on March 27, 2005 @ 7:12 am |
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very funny lmao |
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crap on on April 26, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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i think that wus the @#$$%4 and dumbest joke i ever heard u need to brighten up a bit !!! |
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$DJ$ on April 26, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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hey dj if u find this dont read the joke |
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yeah baby on May 3, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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stupid stupid stupid but ill say one thing YEAH BABY |
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