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Posted by: larry on January 24, 2005 @ 10:57 am
| little johnny went to school one day and his teacher grabs a brown paperbag goes in it and tells johnny to guess whats inside so she puts her hand in the bag and says "its round its got a stem and a leaf" johnny said its an apple he was right. Now its johnnys turn he puts his hand in his pocket and says " its got a head and its hard" the teachers like thats discusting and johnny say not really but i like the way your thinking (quarter in the bag) |
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hey larry on January 25, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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adam on January 25, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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adam schwarz
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hastin on January 28, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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ok on January 30, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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ass munch on February 4, 2005 @ 5:44 am |
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like o my god
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Cobain_lover on February 14, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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old |
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shithead@fuckme.com on February 20, 2005 @ 3:10 am |
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old
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**sapito** on February 25, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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pinche cabron |
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ashley on March 8, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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like that joke is so old |
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Brittany on March 8, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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DICK SUCKER on March 10, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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2nd LITTLE JONNY JOKE THAT IS 5 STAR AND SHIT |
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Jaime on June 28, 2005 @ 10:25 pm |
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Ok, that is not how the joke goes. It goes somethin like this:
lil johnny’s teacher wants to teach her class about fruit so she puts some in her bag & goes to class. when the class settles down she pulls an apple out of her bag and calls on johnny. "what is this?" she ask. "a cherry," he replies. "no, but i like ur imagination" next she pulls out an orange and calls on johnny again. "what is this?" she asks again. "a grapefruit" johnny answers. "no but i like ur imagination." johnny raises his hand. "yes" the teacher says. "can i ask u a question?" he says. she raises her eyebrows but says, "sure" johnny puts his hand in his pocket and then says "i’m holding something hard, round, & it’s got a head on it." the teacher then jumps up and yells, "johnny go to the office!!!" he smiles & says, "no it’s a quater but i like ur imagination. |
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