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u phailed
Posted by: jk luver on January 26, 2005 @ 1:21 pm

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johnny was in yr1 and they had a test dat day. the teacher wouldask each pupil out 1-by-1 and gave them a math question. it was lil jonny’s turn and the teacher asked him for the answer of 5+5.....

later dat day jonny came bak and his dad asked him how did he go. he said he phailed... so his dad asked him wat question he had. ’wats 5+5’ he replied.
Furious cuz his son phailed such an easy question, he blurted out
’ THATS FUCKEN 10!!!!!!!’
to which jonny replied,’ thats exactly wat i said’


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From: sexy chick on January 27, 2005 @ 10:51 am
Comment: thats funny

From: a guy on January 27, 2005 @ 7:23 pm
Comment: im with u sexy chick

From: another guy on January 28, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
Comment: Im with both of you

From: cm on January 29, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
Comment: im with all you

From: the man on January 29, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
Comment: fuck all of you

From: Canadian Cow on January 31, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
Comment: I dont get it

From: Shari on February 5, 2005 @ 9:48 pm
Comment: blah blah blah, I’ve heard much more creative and funnier

From: Canadian cows is dum on February 6, 2005 @ 1:38 pm
Comment: It means he said ITS FUCKIN 10 too retard

From: ladywolf on February 9, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
Comment: i will never m\name my son johnny...lol...but gotta luv him...lol

From: Cobain_lover on February 14, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: it was good, the shittiest johnny joke i have heard yet but still good....u gotta love Johnny jokes

From: agree'er on February 23, 2005 @ 8:54 am
Comment: ^^^i agree^^^

From: hahanotfunny on February 23, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
Comment: cool

From: pocholo on February 25, 2005 @ 7:53 pm
Comment: good...... go johnny go go !!!!!!!!!!

From: tylor on March 1, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: that joke was okay i guess but i’ve heard better

From: ashley on March 8, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: that was a good joke but the people leaving the comments have to go to councling or something because they have a lot of anger it don’t make any sense

From: Brittany on March 8, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: I thought the joke was funny, unlike the other jokes I have heard were fuckin way out of there.

From: sylwia on March 10, 2005 @ 4:43 pm
Comment: watch your vocabulary....

From: johnny on March 22, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: my name is johnny lol

From: ... on March 22, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: y ya hatin on da niggaz witout em da average dick size of dis country would b an inch

From: ching ching change on March 28, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: that fuckin sucked big balls

From: teabag on April 7, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
Comment: that was just degrading to yourself....do use the word "dat" cause your to dumb to spell "that" or what......either that or you think it looks like your thug or some shit

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Comment: anybody who said this joke was dumb is a fuck nuts and hater u dont no shit who sucks huge donkey dick who loves the cumm

From: haters a queer on June 10, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: anybody who said this joke was dumb is a fuck nuts and hater u dont no shit who sucks huge donkey dick who loves the cumm

   
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