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God Almighty
Posted by: Gabby on February 26, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ’JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"
The Teacher fainted |
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scarface_focker on March 2, 2005 @ 2:37 am |
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dude that was the only funny joke ive read on this whole site
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Vaginal Secreation on March 3, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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Your joke is the best joke ive heard all day. I just about shit myself. Thank you for the awsome humor that makes my bowls move! |
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SNAKE BLISSKIN on March 4, 2005 @ 7:07 am |
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YOUR JOKE REALLY IS AWESOME! I WAS FEELING SAD, & THE JOKE CHEERED ME RIGHT UP! THANK YOU FOR HAVING A RAZOR-SHARP SENSE OF HUMOR...! XXX00 |
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ashley on March 8, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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that was funny as hell |
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Brittany on March 8, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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WOW, that was the funniest joke I have read so far. |
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funny on March 12, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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that joke woke me up.....funny |
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WOW on March 20, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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Get some new material |
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dark skull on March 21, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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that was so funny who ever the heel wow is the need to get shot |
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me on March 22, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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nice joke |
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Bill on April 10, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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That was so funny I almost fell out of my chair. |
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Markeith on April 20, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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damn |
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Another Joke on May 1, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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Little Johnny’s teacher brings a book to class "Famous Quotes throughout History"
She says to the class " i am going to read out some famous quotes and if you can guess what famous person said them, you can go out to lunch early"
First quote " Its one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
A little girl in the front put up her hand and said " Neil Armstrong"
The girl is correct so she is allowed to go out to lunch.
The next quote was "This will be englands finest hour"
A little girl down the back puts her hand up and says "Winston Churchilll"
The little girl is correct and happily skips away to lunch.
Little Johnny is furious as he knew both the answers to the questions but the teacher hadn’t asked him.
He says out loud....."I wish these fuckin girls would shut up!"
The teacher hears this and angrily yells out "ALRIGHT WHO SAID THAT?"
Little Johnny says "Bill Clinton,so now I am going out to lunch"
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jack on May 17, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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This joke was the bomb |
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me on June 26, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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fucking nice 4 both jokes gd 1. herd the 1st 1 b4 but og wel i wont complain lol hehe |
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Lily on July 14, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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i’ve heard tht one on www.funnyjunk.com
but it is pretty good :) |
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