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Not for real?
Posted by: Lucay on March 11, 2005 @ 0:03 am

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Little Johnny’s father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don’t want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the ’there’s no Santa’ speech. At age seven I got the ’there’s no Easter bunny’ speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the ’there’s no tooth fairy’ speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really fuck, I’ve got nothing left to live for!"


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From: KENDOG on April 5, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: NICE, LOVE THE PUNCH LINE.

From: Sesshyyoko on April 17, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: That’s fucking hilarious!!! I feel the same way about life..............

From: pimp daddy on June 10, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: so true

   
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