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Psychic!
Posted by: Lucay on March 11, 2005 @ 2:15 pm

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One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died. The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died. He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died. His dad said, "that’s just a coincidence." The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died." His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn’t eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck. When he finally got home, Little Johnny’s mom asks him how his day at work was. "Much more horrible than your day I’m sure," his dad replied. "I don’t know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!


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From: lacey on April 1, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
Comment: hahahahahahahah that was hahah so funny ha

From: Kuns on June 19, 2005 @ 6:29 am
Comment: GOOD ONE hehehehe tht was somethin good

From: jenni on June 19, 2005 @ 8:55 am
Comment: heard it b4, its prayer tho, god bess mom, god bless dad, godbless grandmom, bye bye grandpa etc

   
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