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Posted by: scott on March 14, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
Little Johnny was in school, and everyday the teacher would hand out jelly beans for all the children that got questions right. And everyday Johnny knew the answers, but the teacher refused to call on him. Frustrated by this, Johnny stopped by the candy store one morning before school.
" Sorry kid, all out of jelly beans." said the clerk. " Son of a bitch!!! " Johnny excalimed. " Then give me some of those chocolate malt balls then."
So there sat Johnny in the back of class, rewarding himself with his candy. He decided to play a littlejoke and roll a couple down the aisle.
" Alright, whos the comedian with the brown balls?" asked the teacher.
" EDDIE MURPHY ! ! !" shouted Johnny, " Now can i have a fucking jelly bean?" |
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real gangsta on March 16, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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LOL, good jokes man, keep em comin |
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StEpHaNiE on March 22, 2005 @ 8:38 am |
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that was whack |
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dylan sistrunk on March 22, 2005 @ 5:37 pm |
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On a sunny day on the beach,laid a woman with no arms and no legs crying about her body.A man was walking along the beach and saw her crying,he asked’’why are you crying.’’she answered and told him’’nobody won’t hug me.’’The man looked around,gave her a hug and took off.This other dude was walking along the beach and saw her crying and asked’’why are you crying.’’She told him,’’cause nobody won’t kiss me.’’So the dude looked around,gave her a peck on the chick,and took off.This other man was jogging along and saw her,wondering why she was crying,so he asked’’why are you crying.’’the poor woman answered’’cause nobody won’t fuck me.’’The man looked around,picked her up,threw her in the water and said’’YOU FUCKED NOW.’’ |
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wolfman on March 24, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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Nice one scott. |
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Gary on April 3, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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OMG--LOL--thats a 5 |
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J-Laroo on April 14, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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This is hella funny....I enjoyed that one
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ghetto boi on April 23, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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damn that wus good but all of our balls r brown sometimes their BLACK |
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mimi pimp on June 10, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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funny as hell
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jazmeena on July 8, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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you crazy for this one man |
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