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Little Johnny I like the way you think
Posted by: Misty on March 26, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
| The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny." "Well Ms. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny. "Okay says the teacher." "What’s round, hard, and has a head?" replied Little Johnny. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all." says the teacher. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think." |
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Lucay on March 28, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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hahaha this is an old one but it’s a gooder!!! =D |
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Can on April 2, 2005 @ 1:58 am |
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you suck |
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pimp derek on April 14, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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i like it alot lol tat was a good joke but old school lo lstill good
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Hippie child of love on April 20, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
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I like da way u think |
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Markeith on April 20, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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this is the funniest shit ive every heard |
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hehehehehehheheheheh on May 1, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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I like the way you think misty but i’v got a message abcdefghijbhfjbgfjnmnbkgnhkjkfkkl |
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