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What i would do for you.
Posted by: Sarah Andrews on April 1, 2005 @ 11:34 am
I’d cross the hottest dessert,
I’d swim the deepest sea,
I’d climb the highest mountain,
But i can’t come over tonight because its raining...... |
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Steve on April 1, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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Ha ha ha..... that ones bloody funny!! best joke on this site.... |
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kitty845 on April 2, 2005 @ 5:36 am |
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heard it before but its still a class joke....... |
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haha on April 14, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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most people find it funny but...................................................................no |
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Carly756 on April 19, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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Loved it..... thanks!! And ’’haha’’.... you can shut it knob! |
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audrey Diego on May 3, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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aww sweet and really funny
CUBA LIBRE |
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jokelover on May 9, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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hahahahahaha.. this is really funny |
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Sparkle on May 16, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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This story not a joke is a waste of internet space. |
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coley on May 18, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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I may b small, i may b sweet but baby i kno how 2 muv ma feet feet fett fett feet feet feet f f ffffeeet!
LUV YA ALL! sados! get of da fyuckin compuuter n get a life! |
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drzlilgigi on May 24, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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that joke is in spanish he translated into english |
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hunni bee on June 1, 2005 @ 7:54 am |
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STUPID it is wired and crap it starts like a poem and then ends stupidly you could have
but i cant come over tonight beecause it is raining and i need to have my tea that would be better |
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Tyrone on June 1, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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My girlfriend told me this friday we would have sex. how can I make it last long? |
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Tyrone on June 1, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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My girlfriend told me this friday we would have sex. how can I make it last long? jack off ahead of time? |
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... on June 7, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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sure, if you think that’ll work but why don’t you try to just be a great fuck and don’t think about the length of time, you can do it. |
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Tyrone on June 8, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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thanks |
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Tyrone on June 8, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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thanks. it worked! I lasted nearly a half hour |
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audrey Diego on June 16, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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i am a white supremacist cuban. white power. |
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tyrone on June 20, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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that’s stupid! You aren’t white and you are either qbanita or pr hottie! Fuck white power. and learn to make big I’s instead of little ones you under educated twat! I would slap you if u were here in front of me. u can talk shit but can u do shit? |
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tyrone on June 20, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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that’s stupid! You aren’t white and you are either qbanita or pr hottie! Fuck white power. and learn to make big I’s instead of little ones you under educated twat! I would slap you if u were here in front of me. u can talk shit but can u do shit? NO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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a_passerby on June 23, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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you ever pull a dago’s ear? i pull my dago girlfriend’s ears all the time, but if i pull too hard she yelps like a dog. |
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to: Tyrone on June 27, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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Audrey is a girl you dumbass. So obviously she is NOT a real man, because she’s not one at all. |
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Sarah Andrews on June 28, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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i hate all of yous you little assholes
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THE h8TER on June 28, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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............./``¯/)
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(’(...´...´.... ¯_/’...’/
\.................’...../
.’\’...\.......... _.·´
...\..............( RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!! |
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tHE H@TER on June 29, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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EVEN THOUGH MY ASS WOULD GET KICKED BY REAL GANGSTAS AFTER THEY LAUGH AT MY WIGGER ASS! |
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audrey Diego on June 29, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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gotta gotta stop with the dam racist comments i love my country but i ain’t gonna try to make yall want to love cuba so fuck it but i mean tyrone stop we don’t care what u think ur wrong so leave! |
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Tyrone on June 29, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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I aint goin no where twat! you can suck my fucking twelve inch dick! cause I take orders from no women. only my mama that is. see unlike you white people we actually respect our parents. irf you said some of the same shit to a black mother as u do a white mother she would slap u till your eyes spin ya’ll get knocked the fuck out like mike tyson. |
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Santa Clause on June 29, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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HO! Ho! HO! we got a racist twat from cuba! well santa’s gonna shove his merry dick up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy the white space bitch!
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Santa Clause on June 29, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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HO! Ho! HO! we got a racist twat from cuba! well santa’s gonna shove his merry dick up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy the white space bitch!
i’m gonna make your ass as red as rudolphs nose! |
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to: Tyrone on June 29, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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Black parents don’t discipline their kids anymore, they just let them run loose. You’re thinking of the early 1900’s, now Blacks are free to be crazy gangster shitwads. |
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audrey Diego on June 30, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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I hope Harlem and Detroit are blessed with a bounty of refreshing summer rains; then you filthy fucks will wash some of the stink off you when you’re rooting around in the garbage for half eaten perogies in vomit sauce, and those little nuggets of corn in the disposable diapers. Every cloud has a dumpster diving. |
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Tyrone on June 30, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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fuck you! I live in South Central and my mom does make sure I don’t get into trouble. I’m going to law school and to the police. I got a clean record. What about the mafia? they are gangster shit was too and I see plenty of white crips and bloods! fuck you diego. and your shitty ass country! i CAN GET YOU INTO A CAR BY THROWING A COUPON IN IT! i’M RICH! SOUTH CENTRAL HAS GANS BUT AT LEAST THEY GOT HOUSES WHILE U REDNECKS LIVE IN TRAILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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audrey Diego on July 1, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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methinks thou douth protest too much. |
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Chris 908 on July 2, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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that joke was alright i guess but it wasda best so far
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audrey diego on July 3, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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I am a smelly cuban and I come to rant and rave about blacks because I can’t play sports worth a damn. I’m fat lazy,and ugly. I smell like dogshit but to take the heat off of me I say shit about blacks even though a lot of them take showers and I don’t |
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Tyrone on July 3, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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At least I talk with proper grammar. you under educated bitch! your country is cool but you come here and talk about us even though your country’s school only goes up to sixth grade! talk about a hellhole! nobody likes you and stop posting about fat people. nobody cares what you have to say. |
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audrey Diego on July 4, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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btw, your impersonation of myself is crude at best, but as the old adage asserts, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. |
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BOOKER on July 12, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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PLS LEARN THE DIFFERENT BTW ARSE AND ASS |
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$cHuLa$ on July 12, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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FUCK ALL THEM HATERZ! |
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heller son on July 14, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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blah! whatever huh? |
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sexy on July 17, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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4$10 lol |
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Rubel on July 20, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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Love |
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Tyrone on July 25, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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fuck this racism. I’m going to pizza hut |
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Tyrone on July 25, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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fuck this racism. I’m going to pizza hut |
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Tyrone on July 31, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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which by the way audrey I’m more american than you |
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tia on August 26, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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i might use that soon
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*kay Jay* on September 6, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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hey tyrone why don’t you get a fucking life and stop harrassing people on this fucking website!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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maidmarion on September 21, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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I was so busy reading the comments i forgot the joke...lol...hmmm.. it seems so did everyone else. Im sending a little love to all you angry peeps... its time to chill. |
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Momo on September 22, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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I am a tour guide in Bulgaria. My tourists will hear this joke, because it’s good! |
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blue_420 on September 28, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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that is kind of someway |
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