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pick up lines
Posted by: Luther Harmon on June 12, 2005 @ 8:45 pm

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1. Babyt, u look like a parcin ticket. Cause its fine written all over u.
2. Mam, i think u droped something..........................my jaw.
3. u look like a bottle of day quille.......................and i got a disease


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From: jordy on June 18, 2005 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: why a man beat hooker

From: SIONA on July 4, 2005 @ 9:06 pm
Comment: UR PICK UP LINES NEED TO WORK MUCH BETTER AT IT IF U THINK 2 WIN A GIRL
OR WOMAN OVER . DUH MAN USE DA NEW WAYS LIKE HI OR HEY U WANNA GO GET A DRINK OR HI I’M ........ WANT ME 2 BUY U A DRINK. USE UR KOMMUN SENSE!

From: steph on July 20, 2005 @ 1:45 am
Comment: THOSE SUCK!

From: 13 on July 21, 2005 @ 2:35 pm
Comment: homie you could do alot better!!

From: tyrone on July 27, 2005 @ 4:31 pm
Comment: r u tired? cause u been running through my mind all day

From: switchblade vixin on August 3, 2005 @ 6:19 pm
Comment: thats lame try you remind me of lucky charms magicaly delicious

From: DYLAN WORLEY on August 8, 2005 @ 10:15 pm
Comment: cool I could us some of those

From: tony !! on August 11, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: u need 2 read more ...

From: ? on August 11, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: if u wanted to pick up me il av ya any day

From: sux on August 23, 2005 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: yawn..........................................................................big sigh..........................................................
z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z what? what im trien to say is next get new pick up lines cause if your a guy trien to get me next

From: tia on August 26, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: its different

From: cerberus on August 29, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: best pick up line ever... "Nice shoes, wanna screw?"

From: bloods on September 7, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: if i could re rite the dictionary i would put u and i together

From: vansi on September 7, 2005 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: aweeee Luther- Baby ...at least u tried....

From: emmie on September 8, 2005 @ 2:18 pm
Comment: i thout they was boss mate :-)

From: GOD on September 13, 2005 @ 7:36 pm
Comment: Those are not the common sense of real love.
sex is not the way to life.
love is the real meaning of partenership.
but i do guess shaging is better than tossing like me!

From: dumb on October 4, 2005 @ 1:56 am
Comment: DUMBASS JOKE

From: amber on October 11, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Comment: pick up lines really dont work. even your hi do you want me to buy you a drink. JUST BE YOURSELF. we dont like fakes!!

From: misfit on October 31, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
Comment: Amber, Its a joke!!! Get over yourself, pick up lines are funny!

   
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