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Top 10 Valentines Slogans
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:45 pm
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store, In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.
6. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class, Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.
3. You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo’s "booty".
2. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! |
Add your own comment
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peter dragon on June 6, 2004 @ 11:40 pm |
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...about 50% winners there . Not bad tho. Yep, like my grandpappy once told me: "Virginity is like a balloon - 1 prick , & it’s gone ." No wait. That was some drunk at the end of the bar. |
| From: |
Steven on January 20, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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has your dad ever been arrested?
Why?
because he stoled the stars out the sky and put them in your eyez! |
| From: |
Steven on January 20, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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has your dad ever been arrested?
Why?
because he stoled the stars out the sky and put them in your eyez! |
| From: |
!@!@!@ on February 8, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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hey mam do u work at subway?
no..why?
cause u just gave me a foot long |
| From: |
SOMEBODY on February 8, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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THAT WAS VERY FUNNY |
| From: |
ctarin on February 23, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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its a badass poem.
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sylviya on June 16, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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nth iz required 4 meh rather than everythin |
| From: |
kez on June 22, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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that is 1 of the best peoms ive heard |
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