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Out with the boys
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife’s panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he’d be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the toliet.
"How did you get in here so fast?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you’ll wake-up my mother!" |
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| From: |
Scott on March 3, 2004 @ 5:42 pm |
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Wrong just plain wrong! |
| From: |
Mckenzie on March 4, 2004 @ 2:10 pm |
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That was very sick |
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Mckenzie on March 4, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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That was very sick |
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JAY&JAY on March 25, 2004 @ 3:18 am |
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I DONT KNOW THAT GUY |
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lilly on April 2, 2004 @ 5:35 pm |
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that one is funny |
| From: |
Savannah on May 21, 2004 @ 12:42 pm |
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funny but oooh how grose! |
| From: |
annonomous on August 29, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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eeeewwwww! |
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sara on August 30, 2004 @ 2:15 pm |
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how sexy, i love sex, im only 15 and have hade it over 20 times. And yes oral sex is very fun and lots of pleasure come from it |
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lak on September 13, 2004 @ 3:32 am |
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that was messed-up! |
| From: |
kiikii on September 25, 2004 @ 7:08 am |
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Sara you are a hoebag |
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moley mole on October 19, 2004 @ 10:00 am |
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rip off of a classic jethro joke, told compleatly wrong. americans have no sense of humour |
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Cyndi on October 26, 2004 @ 6:10 pm |
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You know what peeps I’m only 13 and I love sex. It’s the best thing in the world. |
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melissa on November 11, 2004 @ 3:12 pm |
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since when did we ask about everyone’s sex lives? (= Overall, pretty good joke. |
| From: |
oscar on November 15, 2004 @ 12:32 pm |
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Ha Ha Ha Ha that was reall funny oh and sara ur a slut |
| From: |
Christian on November 22, 2004 @ 1:23 pm |
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Oh so wrong, but oh so great for my boyfriend in Iraq |
| From: |
Jason on November 27, 2004 @ 3:20 am |
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yuck!!!!!! cyndi & sara...sluts |
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Jason on November 27, 2004 @ 3:20 am |
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yuck!!!!!! cyndi & sara...sluts |
| From: |
anonamous on December 3, 2004 @ 11:34 am |
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Cyndi and Sara you are both sluts. |
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sos on January 3, 2005 @ 3:50 am |
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That is nasty |
| From: |
peter on January 7, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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hey cindy and sara will you oth have sex with me?
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| From: |
peter on January 7, 2005 @ 12:41 am |
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hey cindy and sara will you oth have sex with me?
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pussy man on January 30, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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me too dnt frget me cindy and sara im 10 and got a 5 footer |
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pussy man on January 30, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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(when im hard its a ten footer) |
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blonde on January 30, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY ................................ |
| From: |
tim on March 4, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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Very funny joke! Laugh pretty hard on that one!
But a 15 year old BEING screwed 20 times that’s wrong! |
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tusha on March 16, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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im only 14 and i think having sx at 15 is really wrong wow u fuccin li lhoe asses prolly have hiv gonerriah siphilys sum shit yall nastii ass fuccin hoes |
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Steph on March 31, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Okay some of you people (Cough Cyndi and Sara) have some real problems with self esteem. Get a life. |
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KESHA on October 11, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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OH MY FUCKEN G-D THAT WAS FUNNY AND FUCKED UP..................................LOL |
| From: |
nessy on October 17, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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That so wrong, joke wasn’t even funny either cuz look at your teen girls doing now..? Cyndi and sara not yet think abt Hiv/Aid first. Yall too young been doing that. Laughing at that joke, make you look dumb cuz it don’t sound funny to laugh or good to read it. So get a brain and start thinking what you should be doing! |
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nessy on October 17, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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And no offense abt it.. |
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