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Mathematic Love.
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:51 pm
A very logical and somewhat cold calculating professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.
Your Husband,
Professor Malone
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When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
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Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Your Wife, |
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| From: |
T on April 15, 2004 @ 8:54 am |
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That was okay |
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vance on August 12, 2004 @ 11:59 am |
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thought you might like this one. |
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T dizzle on October 19, 2004 @ 6:45 pm |
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that was a good joke i had a laugh or two keep up the work
two fingers like a pimp |
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oscar on November 15, 2004 @ 12:37 pm |
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that was lame and calm down T dizzle |
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anonymus on January 18, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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hey that was just stupid and wanna know why it’s cause you have educational therries in there |
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fuk u all on January 29, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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dat wos funny fukin’
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tim on March 4, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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that’s fucked-up! but very funny indeed! |
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bob on March 29, 2005 @ 5:47 am |
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veri funny! |
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Booker on April 28, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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I just loved it it was so cute! |
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TIFFANY1 on May 6, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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TOTALLY STUPID |
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camile on June 16, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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it was so funny i like it a lot |
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