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The Love Doctor
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.
"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.
"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."
"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.
"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is why I came here in the first place." |
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JASON on March 25, 2004 @ 3:10 am |
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THAT WOULD FUCKIN SUCK 4 THAT STUPID DOC. |
| From: |
sean on May 6, 2004 @ 1:26 pm |
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good one biotch |
| From: |
WENDY on May 6, 2004 @ 1:52 pm |
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THAT WOULD SUCK REALLY BAD |
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Bart on June 9, 2004 @ 3:33 pm |
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thas Righ BIOTCH FUCK UP UR JOB U GET FUCKED UP UR SELF
DUMB ASS |
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hehe, guess who? on June 29, 2004 @ 11:59 am |
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LMAO!!!!!!1 dat joke kills man, i feel 4 dat doc u no *shakes hed* NOT!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes breath* this is hard work u no.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ok, dats me done laughin @ u lot. XD
gotta love ya nd leave ya. *mwah*
xxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxx |
| From: |
funny on June 30, 2004 @ 7:39 pm |
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That was messed up for the doc thats why you shouldn’t be fuckin with any girl or man!! |
| From: |
crazygirl on February 7, 2005 @ 6:37 pm |
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he just got fucked from fucking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
somebody on February 8, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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THAT WAS TITE |
| From: |
bella on March 2, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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good one |
| From: |
betty on March 7, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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really funny keep up
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| From: |
betty on March 7, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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really funny keep up
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| From: |
:D Salby on March 8, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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mish fahem ,sho feh leh ? doctor meen w al nas naymeen ?? |
| From: |
Smiley on March 12, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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NICE JOKE BUT I ALL READY HEARD IT |
| From: |
shacara on March 23, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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Thatz what his ass get |
| From: |
bob on March 29, 2005 @ 5:45 am |
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funny! |
| From: |
Wolf_rain on April 21, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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That was fucking grate kep up the good work |
| From: |
bitch on May 22, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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that was funny..... YEAH BITCH!
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| From: |
honeybea26836 on May 29, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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DAMN DOCTOR GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
sta7 on July 8, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! gUD 1! |
| From: |
raven on July 22, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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dat shit was tight i could stop laughing |
| From: |
Belisima on September 27, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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has to be one of the best ones i read. mos def. |
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