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Clock is busted
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she’d probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o’clock. She didn’t seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
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Scouser ! on July 30, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
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Very funny joke , cudnt stop laughin for a while :) |
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sora on December 15, 2004 @ 2:51 am |
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funny ass joke, made me lol! |
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sugar on December 27, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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funny man really i laughed along time |
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on January 30, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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did not get it |
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tim on March 4, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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very good, intelligent joke. as though fucked-up on his part. HA HA HA HA!!! |
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bob on March 29, 2005 @ 5:42 am |
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!! very funny!!!!!!!!!!!! good joke!!!!!!! lol |
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mitten on July 8, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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funny shizz! gud1 lol
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Benzo on July 11, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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VERY FRESH< VERY VERY VERY FUNNY JOKE, We need more like these |
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tara and sarah on July 25, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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deadly joke got a great buzz out of that one!!good craic!! |
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Mike on September 5, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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Didn’t laugh once... |
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pOoka on September 6, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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sum1 duznt have a sense of humour
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Hollla on October 17, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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Damn this was some funny shit,hahahahhahahahhah |
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