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Unhelpful Wife
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:56 pm
A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What’s the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]
Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks!
[The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin’ out loud, can’t you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma’am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he’s drunk." |
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| From: |
MGBOI on March 25, 2004 @ 3:06 am |
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I’VE HEARD THIS BEFOR BUT IT JUST NEVER GETS OLD BECAUSE I CAN SEE IT HAPPEN |
| From: |
savannah on May 21, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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if my husband said that or if i was a man and my wife said that i would kill her! |
| From: |
??? on July 31 2004 on July 6, 2004 @ 3:34 am |
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If my wife say that i would fuck her... |
| From: |
nudity on November 16, 2004 @ 2:22 pm |
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what a bitch |
| From: |
sora on December 15, 2004 @ 3:11 am |
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>smile |
| From: |
tim on March 4, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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that dumb bitch has a brain of a crack whore! |
| From: |
jb on March 8, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
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that is a crasy wife
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| From: |
bob on March 29, 2005 @ 5:40 am |
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old joke heard it 1000000000 times b4 |
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sexy_nd_british on June 23, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
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i love sheep
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to: Savannah on July 31, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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Beautiful name |
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too fuckin funny!! on September 14, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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