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Cant Get By Mom
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:57 pm
| John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don’t suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ’did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ’did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ’do’ sleep with Julie, and I’m not saying that you ’do not’ sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom" |
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CHRISTINA on March 5, 2004 @ 8:16 pm |
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I LIKE THAT JOKE |
| From: |
tiffany on March 15, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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i love this joke cause they were fucking. |
| From: |
tiffany on March 15, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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i love this joke cause they were fucking. |
| From: |
tiffany on March 15, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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i love this joke cause they were fucking. |
| From: |
tiffany on March 15, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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i love this joke cause they were fucking. |
| From: |
tiffany on March 15, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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i love this joke cause they were fucking. |
| From: |
JAY&JAY on March 31, 2004 @ 4:05 am |
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TIFFANY WE DONT NEED 2 SEE YOUR COMMENT 5 TIMES |
| From: |
boyer on May 21, 2004 @ 12:32 pm |
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good one they were fucking! lolol!
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| From: |
jimmy@rcn.com on June 1, 2004 @ 9:39 am |
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I want to meet Tiffany |
| From: |
jimmy@rcn.com on June 1, 2004 @ 9:39 am |
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I want to meet Tiffany |
| From: |
gemalicious80 on July 19, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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i love fucking! |
| From: |
Whatever on October 7, 2004 @ 3:33 am |
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tiffany you are weird! Ok reading the rest of those.......comments your all weirdo’s!!! Wow they were fucking! WHO CARES! ITS A JOKE YOUR MENT TO LAUGH! |
| From: |
ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 7:09 pm |
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crazy niggas |
| From: |
carly on January 17, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
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ha atleast whtever inderstands where im comin from the rest of u r goons!! tiffany ur a little mug |
| From: |
yunah on January 18, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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tiffany you idiot we heard you the first time
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POOEY BUM HOLE on January 19, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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POOEY BUM HOLE on January 19, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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POOEY BUM HOLE on January 19, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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POOEY BUM HOLE on January 19, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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on January 30, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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wtf |
| From: |
brittany on March 7, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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ok pooey bum hole we don’t nee dto read ya thoughts 4 times!!!!!! |
| From: |
BOB on March 29, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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ur all weirdos
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| From: |
BOB on March 29, 2005 @ 5:39 am |
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but good joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
FABIO on May 16, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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THAT JOKE WAS GOO D LOL |
| From: |
Piss hole on May 21, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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your all a bunch of none funny bastards, but the joke was good.
p.s. jim your a dirty bastard!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
pot head on May 21, 2005 @ 7:32 am |
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Pooey bum hole your a fucking retard. u wern’t funny the first time and will never be funny so go fuck a sheep you shrivled prick.
TOP JOKE!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
tiffany on June 9, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
| Comment: |
yall gon quit hating on me |
| From: |
la la la on June 14, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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I like that joke 2 tiffany....for the same reason! |
| From: |
tia on August 26, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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i love that joke
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| From: |
a2bc on August 27, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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good joke it was brilliant |
| From: |
katie on September 6, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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that joke was great!! BECAUSE it reminded me of the time my mom caught me!!! Haha |
| From: |
juliet on October 31, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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VERY CLEVER! great joke..love it! |
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