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Valentines Day
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:58 pm

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ’Guess who?’" "But why?" asks the man. "I’m a divorce lawyer," the man replies.


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From: d Middleton on March 1, 2004 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: I like the jokes that you put over the net

From: d Middleton on March 1, 2004 @ 8:49 pm
Comment: I like the jokes that you put over the net

From: mk on March 26, 2004 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: what was your point honey?

From: THE BIG C on April 13, 2004 @ 12:42 am
Comment: Diz mother fuken joke dant make sence you fuken mother fuker

From: Whatever on September 20, 2004 @ 6:41 am
Comment: THE BIG C u are the mother fucker!!!

From: d on October 5, 2004 @ 11:50 pm
Comment: that shit sux

From: V8Holdenfreak on October 16, 2004 @ 8:19 am
Comment: how can comments turn into a conversationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

From: kinky gyal on October 24, 2004 @ 1:26 pm
Comment: dat jke sucks it dun make sense! swear dude was on sum nex level shit

From: Donald Trump on February 10, 2005 @ 10:31 pm
Comment: so you are prick who put that in my mail box D’ONT do it againon

From: MISSY on February 17, 2005 @ 10:53 am
Comment: I DON’T GET IT

From: the only girl here on February 22, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: i dont get it. it doesnt make any sense and even if it did it wouldnt make any sense. this was probably one of the dumbest jokes i have ever heard. whoever made that.........dont quit ur day job. YOU SUCK AT MAKING JOKES!

From: fuked up idiot on July 29, 2005 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: DAT WAS LIKE THE LAMEST JOKE..BUDDY LEARN TO TELL JOKES ... GOD YU JUST TOTALLY MADE LOVE JOKES LOOK RETARTED??

From: Demi on August 2, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: soz m8 the only reason u shud b on ur is 2 learn jokes cuz
u aint gotta clue ow 2 tel them xxxxx

   
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