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Marine and Sailor
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:59 pm
A Sailor is relieving himself in the head when a Marine walks in and steps up to the urinal beside him.
After a few seconds the Sailor finishes, shakes, zips and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. The Marine also finishes, zips-up, and walks to the door.
Just then the Sailor says, "Hey Marine! When I was in boot camp, they taught us to wash our hands when we finished!"
The Marine looks at the Sailor and says, "When I was in boot camp, they told me not to piss on my hands."
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mk on March 26, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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get real honey where’s the funny part about it? ha ha ha ha I forgot to laugh. smile SIKE! |
| From: |
M on April 26, 2004 @ 12:13 pm |
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I thought that it was funny...get a life mk.....idiot. |
| From: |
savannah on May 21, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
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i thought it was funny too! |
| From: |
liz on May 23, 2004 @ 9:45 pm |
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i don’t get it? |
| From: |
.... on June 20, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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This was dull...And stupid. How did it get 5 stars anyways? |
| From: |
Maxy on June 20, 2004 @ 2:36 am |
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Sorry that such a nice feature -- adding comments --- gets such childish comments ----
Go find some other hobby MK than dissing others. Get a life! |
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hehe, guess who? on June 29, 2004 @ 11:52 am |
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:l wot da FUCK waz dis joke about? errm… wots funny again i 4got 2 laugh @ it,
*cough cough* hahaha 8l BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!! :8) |
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Morgan on Jan 1 2004 on July 6, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
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Its not funny at all! |
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jake on August 13, 2004 @ 6:26 am |
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laro jhatha |
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hojo cagerio on September 8, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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It was halarious! Any moron could figure this one out. Unless of course you were raised in a poofy family blinded by your own..."*poofyness*". Get dirty people! |
| From: |
Whatever on September 20, 2004 @ 6:26 am |
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mk another one who says GO GET A LIFE!!! Rock on hojo cagerio!!! |
| From: |
Mandy on November 16, 2004 @ 11:17 am |
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The fucker mike needs to get a life |
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z0z on November 26, 2004 @ 7:26 am |
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all yanks are father fucker pussies |
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me febuary 10th on February 10, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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This joke really sucked ass i hope you realize that and should’ve never put it in here..i dont think anyone was laughing at it....you SUCK!!!!!!! |
| From: |
me febuary 10th on February 10, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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you suck |
| From: |
J on April 13, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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Great Joke!!!! Can’t say much for the immature comments from others. Why don’t you
guys grow up. |
| From: |
pOoka on September 6, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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i liked that joke...n to all the ppl who didnt like it...i think ur da ones dat need to get a life |
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PEACHES on September 22, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
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LOVED IT I’M GONNA TELL MY HUSBAND THIS JOKE WHEN HE GETS HOME |
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luke456 on October 12, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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it was ok |
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