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Timbuktu
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:01 pm
At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalist were an unlikely pair. Finalist number one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. Finalist number two was a young Marine Lcpl. from the hills of West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form.
The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word.
The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is ’Timbuktu’" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began,
"Across the hot Sahara sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination- Timbuktu."
The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that.
The Lcpl. was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu."
The young Lcpl. looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to the microphone, cleared his throat, and began,
"Tim ’en me, a-huntin went,
Met three girls in a pop-up-tent,
They was three and we was two,
So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two!" |
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jennie on February 19, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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this is horable!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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COOL on June 24, 2004 @ 7:08 pm |
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BEST JOKE EVER YE FUKIN SAD WANKERS........... |
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NegRO on September 11, 2004 @ 7:33 am |
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pretty funny- hahah fuckers |
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Whatever on October 7, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
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Ha that was good! I liked it |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
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I ATE A BOOGER AND I FARTED AND I MADE WHATEVER AND NEGRO AND COOL |
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timbacktu on November 20, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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what a joke babes??????? |
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Doomfest23 on November 29, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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michael jackson masturbating to a little kid is funnier than this shit |
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dave on November 30, 2004 @ 3:59 am |
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okay who gave this redneck a computer |
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mexigirl on December 16, 2004 @ 9:45 pm |
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The only thing I laughed at was dave’s comment. That joke sucked. |
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SOMEBODY on February 8, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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I LIKE THAT
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Bonner Baller on March 7, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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That joke was hilarious, 5 stars. Them other hoes are hating, don’t mind them. |
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AussieACE on April 16, 2005 @ 1:36 am |
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Excellent joke |
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tia on April 24, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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da only funny thing on thiz site iz da comments
da jokes r BULLSHIT |
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Melia on May 18, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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Fuck you all that was funny |
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Melia on May 18, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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Fuck you all that was funny |
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Melia on May 18, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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Fuck you all that was funny |
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Babie on May 26,2005 on May 27, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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that was some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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TIM-BUKER on June 4, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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GREAT JOKE,,, YOU PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR TIM. |
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sta7 on July 8, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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Laughed my ass off! |
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