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goal post
Posted by: Welkin on April 14, 2004 @ 11:19 am
What do you get when you cross a french horn player with a Goal post.
A Goal post that can’t march. |
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asdf;lk on April 25, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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that was horrible |
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my name on May 21, 2004 @ 3:48 pm |
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that was beyond horrible. please, welkin, don’t ever try to make a joke again |
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i play saxophone on May 27, 2004 @ 5:26 pm |
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erm... yeah, man, pretty awful |
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Random French horn on June 11, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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*Twitch* |
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what tha hell? on June 14, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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ummmmmm no. |
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The Drummer on June 16, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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Truth hurts lol |
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Jackie the sax bitch on June 22, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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OMFG that was LAME! |
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trmpt rank leadr grl on June 23, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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omg please sum1 plz stop these ppl with their boring jokes |
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FLUTE CHICK FROM CHS on August 29, 2004 @ 4:51 pm |
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dude that sucked and a guy in our marching band plays french horn and not only is he FREAKIN hot but he can march
these jokes suck |
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on August 31, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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hahahaha..HA??? u all suck small cok |
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klunk on September 9, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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there was this one time, at band camp, when i beat with a mallet all the people that mentioned that phrase--and people who make poor jokes about french horn players and goal posts. posts dont march, silly. |
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euphonium chick on September 12, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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it as not that bad. it was stupid though. sorry man. |
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euphonium chick on September 12, 2004 @ 5:36 pm |
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it as not that bad. it was stupid though. sorry man. |
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French Horn Llamah on October 9, 2004 @ 12:23 pm |
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That was insulting to all horn players for one, and two, most french horn players in my band can march better than the rest of the brass anyway!!!! That joke sucked ass! |
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French horn payer on October 10, 2004 @ 11:35 pm |
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Hey! we play with concert horns when we march and we are the only ones with the drum majors! Even thought we cant see them!
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F Horn Player Chick on October 11, 2004 @ 2:30 pm |
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Sorry Man, But if your going to make up a joke like that, PLEASE, tell it to some of the toddlers down at the preschool.( Of course they’ll probably think it sucks too.) |
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fieldcommand#1 on October 12, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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uh yeah that sucked ! |
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Saxy Girl Player on October 19, 2004 @ 1:41 pm |
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yeah our french horns can march pretty well except for one guy but he sucks anyway.....he may not be able to march but he can still play so it all evens out!
AND THAT WAS A LAME JOKE |
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M on November 1, 2004 @ 2:57 am |
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What do you get when you cross Welkin with a Goal post?
A Goal post that isn’t funny. |
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Lone Euphonium on November 8, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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...
French horn players march the best out of all of us, dipshit. The ones named Brandon, I
mean...heh heh... |
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Baritone Man on November 10, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
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ummmmmmmm, i think that its a MELLO when french horn players march. |
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Lone Euphonium on November 11, 2004 @ 12:09 am |
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=salutes= Semper fi, Baritone Man. We are of the same blood. And...sorry for the
mistake...
I stand corrected. |
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jamie on November 29, 2004 @ 8:49 pm |
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LAME! |
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random band girl on December 10, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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that joke really sukced |
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French Horn Chick on December 20, 2004 @ 10:40 pm |
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All the french horns in my band can march better than the rest of the band.....are you even in band? |
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F-in horn on December 27, 2004 @ 10:04 pm |
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what the fuckin shit? |
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prettyclari on December 30, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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pretty clari on December 30, 2004 @ 11:26 pm |
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Let me try again with this comment:
My brother plays the MELLOPHONE in marching band and hes damn good marcher |
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Baritone man on January 14, 2005 @ 8:48 am |
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screw all xcept euphonium guy, baritones own ur asses |
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HHS clarinet007 on January 26, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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Yeah...it’s a MELOPHONE!!! Way to be a genius. That was a pretty dumb joke, sounds like something a freshman would say. |
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susie on January 31, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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I’ve heard that one sooooo many times- so stupid! |
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clarinetbabe19 on February 12, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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umm...yea that didnt make any sense |
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Clarigurl09 on February 23, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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that was a stupid and pointless joke.Welkin is over here taking up our time for which we could be reading FUNNY jokes.grrrr on you |
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Fhornsrule on March 9, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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Hey dude, French horns rule the only section that can really march in are band last year was the mellophone/saxophone group.
Green Beret Marching Band Rules |
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Mello Jess on March 21, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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Hey, please don’t make jokes that you know nothing about and that one SUCKED |
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i did ur mama on April 14, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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also, its more funny reading al these insults on ur joke than rather reading the worst joke in the world...................................................
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fad on April 17, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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wtf |
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ClariGuardHorn on April 21, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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horns are ok..i play it but GUARD F*ING ROX! |
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TR drummer on May 5, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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ok well that was kinda true not really fun but true :-\ |
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Wrong. on May 9, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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(I’m going to try to be a little more mature than you kids on here.) Sorry dude, but how do you explain the mellophone section of any good corps. You really need to watch who you offend
Some people who march corps can actually march. It is a scary, but true. Besides, the horns/mellophones are often the smartest section, and in my band and corps are the best. So you know where to stick your goal post.
I’m sure you’ve already figured that out, many times. |
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bass cutie on May 22, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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lol wow thats all i can say is wow |
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f horns rock! on June 16, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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horns play the mellophone during marching season in most schools, and in our band, they are the best! no one can beat us when it comes to marching, so stop with the freakin’ lame jokes! |
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mellogoose on June 26, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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i play mellophone and i was the only freshman to get a marching award bitches! |
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chadblower on July 1, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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that sucked. better luck next time. and goalposts don’t march in the first place. so why would you cross it with a horn player? wtf? |
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colorgaurdpoledancer on July 7, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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the goalpost that you’re dissing could make a better joke than that |
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