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bulls and directors
Posted by: Kay on July 14, 2004 @ 11:17 am

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what is the difference between a bull and a band director ?


the bull has its horns in the front and the ass hole in the back


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From: drummer on September 9, 2004 @ 2:08 am
Comment: wasn’t too bad.......it got a chuckle out of me.

From: gdr on October 3, 2004 @ 1:00 pm
Comment: me no get it me stupid

From: sxy hannah on October 3, 2004 @ 6:37 pm
Comment: my nan can do betta and she got 1 leg
the otha 1 wooden
im 16, no my nan aint eternal

From: F Horn Player Chick on October 11, 2004 @ 2:34 pm
Comment: Hey Man, that’s kind of dumb!

From: fellupahill on November 18, 2004 @ 10:55 pm
Comment: Hmm... that joke was LAME because OUR band director is 1337 and likes The Simpsons, Home Star Runner, etc... he’s cool. So, in other words your joke gets a -6 (Yes, a negative six.) because it’s so LAME! HA! You have just been BURNINATED!! TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN! *pulls out BMW Zippo*

From: Bari Polish on November 26, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: Dope!! The joke is, "what is the differance between a bull and a BAND?", Not a Band Director!!! DUPA!!!

From: SaxyGal on December 20, 2004 @ 11:17 pm
Comment: My band director is also really cool and likes homestar runner etc....but I still thought it was pretty funny

From: CRAP on January 1, 2005 @ 10:12 am
Comment: CRAP

From: RockyBoy on January 28, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: All of you band geeks need to get a life!

From: Clarigurl09 on March 4, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
Comment: Rockyboy-We do have a life!Its called BAND!Duh, thats why were called band geeks you loser!

It made me laff.hehehehahaheeehaa

From: trombonegurl on March 6, 2005 @ 7:32 pm
Comment: Rockyboy-If you have a so called "life" why are you reading these jokes?

From: Fhornsrule on March 9, 2005 @ 8:11 am
Comment: I thought it was funny, but my band director is awsome!

Green Beret Marching Band Rules

From: Me! on March 11, 2005 @ 9:20 pm
Comment: KHS BAND OF GOLD RULEZ! DO IT BIG KHS!

From: AdamKickinClarinet on March 23, 2005 @ 5:56 pm
Comment: I totaly got it. My director is the one. Still Laughing. 10.0

From: clairgurl05 on March 26, 2005 @ 9:35 pm
Comment: that was lame

From: Sarah on March 30, 2005 @ 10:01 am
Comment: It was funny! It really reminds me of my band director. Keep coming with the good stuff!

From: THE STUPID DRUMMER on April 7, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Comment: SURE...............WHATEVER.

From: BC_Colorguard_Girl on May 2, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Comment: you may think its funny but my band director is the COOLEST ever

From: trdrummer on May 5, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
Comment: wow my band director told us that one

From: Gwyn on May 7, 2005 @ 12:09 am
Comment: Go post somewhere where cheap humor is more appreciated.

From: crazy colorgaurd on June 21, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: I’ m cunfuzzuled, me got hit too many times with a flag pole in the head. owwwwww. Green Beret Marching Band rocks my socks!!!!!!!!!!!(so does the R.R. of Sandwich Illinous.)

   
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