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why they made me field commander
Posted by: becca on October 12, 2004 @ 6:11 pm

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A young freshman boy was very upset one day at band practice. The Drum Major, who was a senior, asked what was wrong. The boy replied, "Everyone can march, slide march, high step, and do grouchos but me. I just can’t do it!" The Drum Major looked at the boy and said, "Why do you think they made me Drum Major?"


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From: Aya the Lone Euph on October 22, 2004 @ 1:05 am
Comment: True true, true that. The only good drum major is...well...not a shitty one.

From: vps on October 30, 2004 @ 12:54 am
Comment: that actually is pretty funny, because its true. (Mr. Renoylds my band director needs to chill out and die)

From: fellupahill on November 18, 2004 @ 10:52 pm
Comment: hehehe... that’s great, but our DM’s can march, glide step, etc... great joke, I give it an 8 out of 10.

From: fucking bitch on November 26, 2004 @ 9:31 am
Comment: that fucking joke sucked. i rather suck dick and die

From: my name on December 10, 2004 @ 8:59 pm
Comment: lol thats funny

From: freak girl on December 14, 2004 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: i agree with aya. oh, and F-ing bitch, shut the fuck up and go suck dick and die

From: Me on December 15, 2004 @ 1:44 pm
Comment: That was funny..and so true

From: jESSICA on January 24, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: fucking bitch, the only reason you dont like the joke is cuz you dont get it! good joke!

From: Me! on March 11, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
Comment: THE BEST PPL IN A BAND ARE THE FLUTES! DO IT BIG!!!!!!!!!

From: drummerguy on March 14, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Comment: flutes and piccolos kick ass and suck me dick

From: drummerman on April 11, 2005 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: i’m not the same person as drummerguy!!

From: TRdrummer on May 5, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: haha that was really funny PS drumline rules the band lol sorry had to add it

From: scott on May 6, 2005 @ 8:11 pm
Comment: I do not get it

From: scott on May 6, 2005 @ 8:11 pm
Comment: I do not get it

From: lblnigga on May 9, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: i play cymbols and thats how i get my dick suck. the females like cymbols

From: crazy colorguard on June 21, 2005 @ 11:42 am
Comment: hehe I think I get it but .... I got hit in the head with a flag pole yesterday so maybe I’m still not ok....but marching band is the best our first field show is is 2 days!Go Green Berets!

From: colorgaurdpoledancer on July 7, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: nice joke, not to nice though. i am becoming a flutist but will always be a cg poledancer.

   
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