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The true Corps
Posted by: TucsonMarine on March 30, 2005 @ 5:27 am
Everyone know of the EGA (for those morrons it is the Eagle Globe and anchor- the symbol of the Marine corp). Now here is the story of it.
There are a few part they are the eagle- stolen from the Air Force, the anchor-stolen from the Navy, The rope-stolen from the army- and the globe- that on the 7th day when god rested we over ran his borders and stole it. and we have been running the whole show ever since. That is the true Marine corps. "may god forgive thier souls for their asses belong to us. |
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wallbobby on April 1, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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is that shaggy from scooby doo and barney rubble at the top header on this page? |
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just on April 6, 2005 @ 6:30 am |
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Pete the Mask on April 10, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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That wuz funny Mattew. Funnier than the retarded joke. I personally fear the Greeks as many of them are ambidextrous and pain medication doesn’t seem to keep them from having their way with you. The Italians? I don’t think I like them, either. Aren’t they from Italy? Did they have something to do with the Popes death? Rectum? Darn near killed ’em! Have a Happy Day . |
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M on April 15, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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Its very true the corps comes first no matter what. They go to boot camp and come out respectabel men/women, and they look good too! |
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Hen Paws on April 17, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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i like it wen the come from boot camp not wering there boots cause i like feet. |
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Captain Perez on April 17, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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I hear that. I love the feet of the male marines. Squish me, tuff guys!! |
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RAUL on April 18, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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I wish I had some of those guys feet in my face right now. Dirty or clean I don’t care. Blak white or oreental. mexican. UUUuuuummmmm gooooood!!! |
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Captain Perez on April 26, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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Give me defeet any day!!! |
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LCpl normal on May 24, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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i am a US Marine, and to tell you the truth, you people are strange |
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909 TACP on June 8, 2005 @ 8:31 am |
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Marines, pffffft.
I’ve seen more Marines fold under pressure faster than Rosie O’Donnells panty line. Anybody ever wonder why Marines are "first to fight"? It’s the same as having someone else stand in the middle of the street to see if a car is coming. Once they get hit, the coast is clear
*Note... Army Rangers, Navy SEAls and Air Force Spec Ops have all ready scratched the surface before Marines even hit the pavement* |
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