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Posted by: Srg. Heartman on April 7, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
A platoon of navy seals walked by with their commander and saw a Marine Standing on a hill.
The Marine shouted, "any of you ladys think you can take me?"
Then the seals begged the commander to let them fight him and the commander said yes. All the Seals charge after the Marine. They begin an epic battle and roll down the other side of the hill.
A few minutes later one of the seals comes stagering back with shreded cloths. The commander asks, "what the hell happened!?"
and the seal says, "It was an ambush sir, they had another one waiting on the other side."
Marines kick ass, we have the best kill ratios in the world, and the most accurate troops in the world. Seals have their place, but they are an in and out force designed not to be seen, they arent supposed to be brute force killers like Marines. Therefore my beloved Corp is mroe Glorious than anything else in the world.
SEMPER FI |
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Marine Weinie on April 8, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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Why do you idiots do the same old tired jokes, over and over and over etc...........
You’re stupid. |
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Happy Pat on April 8, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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I fell onto the floor earlier. I hurt my bottom. I cried. I didn’t wipe on Tuesday. When is momma coming home, aunt Clyde? |
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StALK jIMmy on April 10, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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i like that joke wear the wolf is hidin in that house and it ate ther soup an slep in there beds. it messed on the floor an ate they cat. STALK JIMMY |
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A Marines Chick on April 11, 2005 @ 8:02 am |
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I love that joke, i’ve heard it several times before but it gets better every time. You gotta love the cops. You wanna stay safe sleep with a marine! |
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A Marines Chick on April 12, 2005 @ 8:06 am |
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Sorry, I meant to say Corps. My Bad! |
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A future Marine on April 13, 2005 @ 2:02 pm |
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That was a good one.SEMPRI FI |
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Grunt&BProud on April 13, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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hey retard, why dont u try going through the SEALS training first, then talk shit about them.we’ll see then how many seconds u’ll last. |
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hey on April 16, 2005 @ 12:46 am |
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i honest to god doubt that Grunt&BProud has ever went through seal training or was ever in a elite fighting unit cofounded on counter-terrorism manuevers or has ever even seen the harsh realities of combat so he couldGrunt&Shutup |
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Grunt&BeProud on April 23, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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hey retard, i been to combat. send a yr in iraq and another in afg..ive done shit u cant even imagine.i;ve never been to seals training, thats why i dont talk shit about it.what about u retard? r u just a big ass mouther?or a sorry fuck? ur pick, |
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Sephiroth on May 24, 2005 @ 2:35 am |
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Marines Kick ass! |
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marine girlfriend on May 27, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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im sorry... isnt the whole thing with the navy * dont ask... dont tell?* its just a bunch of guys getting together pretending they are tough, but really they are just looking for a date... marines kick ass
SEMPER FI !!!!!!!!! |
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Former WM on June 16, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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Have to say - we are, and always will be the best!!
Once a Marine, Always a Marine!!! |
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hey on June 22, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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6 YRs as a SEAL. What about things you can’t imagine? |
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fallschirmjager on June 27, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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"sgt. heartman" who gives a shit about stats and ratios. This is all conjectuire like what will happen when a boxer meets and Aikido expert. Until two units actually face one another for real, its all conjecture.
Certainly you have had the pleasure of cross-training with the British Royal Marines. Can you honestly say you are a better trained, fitter, more motivated soldier. There BASIC training alone is 31 weeks. Did you have to run thirty miles cross country, up and down hills and across streams with thirty pounds webbing, plus boots, rifle, and helmet in under 8 hours, AKA the 30 miler
the royal marines, in fact, conduct all sniper training for the SAS and SBS. Are you implying your shooting program has anything over hese guys.
Please, stop the shit. The population can only provide so many people of a sufficiently high calibre, hence why the royal marines are so small in number. If they were to increase enrollment they would invariably have to drop the standard |
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marine in the works on July 11, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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not to disrespect the royal marines but didnt’ we already beat them in the american revolution |
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