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Seal trianing
Posted by: MR TH on April 14, 2005 @ 8:32 am

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I was talking to a frend of mine last week who is A Marine going through Seal training. It came time for parachute training. The plane was at 10000 ft and all the Sailors jumped but he said he froze at the door, the jumpmaster a CPO said I’am 6 foot 6, 230 and got a 12 inch dick if you dont jump I will stick it up your ass. I asked him if he jumped then and he said only a little bit for the first 6 inches.


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From: Another Chick on April 15, 2005 @ 11:04 am
Comment: That is so grose, but funny!

From: corn worshipping dem on April 15, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: it’s been said before. Not Funny.

From: ZACH on April 16, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: YOU BASTARDS STOP TALKING ABOUT MARINES IAM A 13 YEAR OLD AND MY DADDY IS A SNIPER IN THE MARINES AND HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS

From: dELmar Olliphant on April 17, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: Im am are so funne an heers my joke now.
i called yoor mom on the phone an she said dont kall me that. my name is sue.

hope everone ha s happy day an am so glad yu let me rite on heer.

From: marinewife071604 on April 26, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: all you out there talking shit about the marines are too fucking scared to join themselves. grow a pair of balls and become a man!

From: MR TH on April 27, 2005 @ 7:27 am
Comment: marinewife071604: You probably have bigger balls than your husband.

From: marinewife071604 on May 1, 2005 @ 10:20 am
Comment: No, MR TH, but I have bigger balls than you!

From: MR TH on May 6, 2005 @ 7:52 am
Comment: Marinewife I bet you have a bigger ass than me also.

From: 909 TACP on June 8, 2005 @ 8:25 am
Comment:
Marines fold under pressure faster than Rosie O’Donnell’s panty line. You know what USMC really stands for? Usually Sucks in Major combat (I can tell you that from experience)

Nothing but glorified reserves.

From: siggy on June 15, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
Comment: any marine could kick the shit out of 6 army men so why dont u dumb shits fuck off?

From: DANIEL on June 29, 2005 @ 1:01 am
Comment: I BELIEVE IT ,FUCKIN MARINES!!!!
ARMY ALL THE WAY !!!!!!!!!

From: bored one on July 5, 2005 @ 4:06 am
Comment: wow, this page is great for a change from my boring job over here in good ol’ germany

   
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