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Where’s God
Posted by: Christina on April 19, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He
shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to
prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you
15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten
minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I’m
still waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine -
just released from active duty and newly registered in the class -
walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent
him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!
At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion The young
Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell
silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young
Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked: "What’s the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"
The Marine answered, "God was busy. He sent me."
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| From: |
doghouse on April 23, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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that’s pretty good my step dad is a jar head and i can see him doing something like that |
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Wal-Marts Friend on April 24, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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I thought it was pretty good. Maybe it would have been funny too if the Marine had said, "god is at Wal-Mart. He wanted to knock you off himself, but he was buying some new fish." |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on April 29, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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THATS THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!AND EVERY BIT OF IT IS TRUE, I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT. |
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future USMC on May 23, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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That’s the best damn joke on this site. |
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909 TACP on June 8, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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You know why God was busy and sent the "Marine"?. Cause the Marine was lazy and had nothing to do. He would have sent an Army Ranger but he was busy getting work done.
*Marine is latin for "glorified reserve" by the way* |
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Liger Zero on June 30, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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Damn! I believe that; my uncle was a Marine MP and he would do that in a heartbeat. |
| From: |
SEABEE on July 11, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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Typical Brainwashed jarhead. That’s alright though. HOORAH |
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