Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Marine Jokes - Stand By
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




Stand By
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:02 pm

Go Back

Stand by when you hear the five Most Dangerous Things in the Marine Corps:

A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic Training..."
A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Sergeant Major chuckling, "Watch this shit..."


Add your own comment

From: Lcpl Pabon on August 2, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: You got to be in the militry to get this joke

From: giv'r on October 5, 2004 @ 9:17 pm
Comment: tru dat.

From: U SUCK on October 9, 2004 @ 12:44 am
Comment: HARDEE DAR HAR

From: USSoldier on October 20, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: Best one EVER! hooah!

From: Sgt Ken Dee USMC on November 20, 2004 @ 12:46 am
Comment: Been there...
Done that...
Got the T-shirt...

From: Noel on December 14, 2004 @ 9:24 pm
Comment: I think that it is a joke that no one would get even if you were a marine...it is just dumb...whoever put ito n here is retarded! any comments to me..let me know Rockinstellar04@hotmail.com

From: soldier10 on February 14, 2005 @ 7:54 pm
Comment: Neol your dont know ass about ass,
how would u know if a person in the military would get this or not
look above dumbshit

From: youngmarine on February 20, 2005 @ 2:32 pm
Comment: that their is a knee slapper

From: usmcsniper on February 21, 2005 @ 2:15 pm
Comment: Good one Staff. Noel.....enlist and see

From: steve,josh on March 10, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Comment: that waxs a good joke and its true 2.

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.