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Wild Blue Yonder
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:05 pm
Back in 1947 the government was experimenting with a Marine’s ability to complete his mission after suffering a serious head injury.
They took a well trained, physically-fit, hard-charging Cpl. and told him to row a canoe up a river. The Cpl. jumped in the canoe, started rowing up stream with ease and began singing, "From the Halls of Montezuma, To the Shores of Tripoli."
The next day a team of surgeons performed a frontal lobotomy on the Marine. Again, they took him to the river and said’ "row."
Again the Cpl. jumped in, took a second to find his seat, started rowing with a little difficulty and began singing. It took a little more effort this time, "From Da Hallls of Montayuma, Two Da Stores in Tripoli." But he made it up river and completed the task.
The next day the surgeons removed the majority of the Marines brain and took him to the river.
The Cpl. jumped in, fell out, and began swimming up stream, singing "For Da Hails of Monte puma, to ’e hall inn monopoly." But again, he made it up river and completed his task.
The next day the surgeons removed the remainder of the Marines brain. He had no brain what-so-ever and no way to think logically. They took him to the river. He fell out of the car and began singing, "Hear we go, Into the wild blue yonder...."
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mike on June 26, 2004 @ 4:13 am |
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would have been funny if you actually knew how to start the Air Force song~Duh
"Off we go.... |
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A1C of the Airforce on December 15, 2004 @ 6:40 pm |
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I thought it was good, but I do agree with mike |
| From: |
hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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most people[civilians] dont know so it doesnt matter anyhow
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