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Old Corps
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:08 pm

Go Back

Back in 1775, in Tun’s Tavern, recruiting started for the new Marine Corps. The very first Marine enlistee came in, signed the papers and took an oath. He was then told to go outside and wait for the other enlistee’s to go through the process. They would assemble later on the front yard.

After a few minutes the second enlistee came out and had a seat on the steps, beside the first. The first man looked at the second and began, "Son, let me tell you about the Old Corps."


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From: wildbill on November 2, 2004 @ 12:23 pm
Comment: this joke means something to a Marine, everybody else scratches their heads and say, "what?"

From: Ken Dee on November 20, 2004 @ 12:41 am
Comment: I am an Ex-Marine VietVet., my twin brother a Navy Seabee also VietVet, younger brother Army JSA Korea..., we ALL loved it.

"Semper Fi"

From: wrestler189 on February 15, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: thats freakin awesome i gotta tell that to my staff advisor[ im in the young marines oh and were better than the sea cadets well at least my unit is....oorah firebird]

From: hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
Comment: thats me a couple days ago^^^

From: blah on March 8, 2005 @ 4:42 pm
Comment: Could someone explain this joke to me....im not kidding

From: USNSCC IJD Cadets on March 13, 2005 @ 10:45 am
Comment: Sea Cadets is so better than Young Marines. Our unit is the only one in the country to have our own sub to drill on, what does your unit have? Our sub is the USS Ling (SS 297), a 312 ft long balo WWII submarine, decommissioned in 1971, after serving honorably in the war and later as a training vessel in the Boston Naval Yard. So before you diss the Sea Cadets, what’s so great about the Young Marines?

From: YM on March 14, 2005 @ 10:19 pm
Comment: rather be a young marine than a young squid

From: YM on March 14, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
Comment: But training on a WWII sub would be awsome

   
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