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Recruit Gail
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:15 pm
Marine Recruit writing home to her Parents:
Dear Ma and Pa;
Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for Old Man Minch by a mile, and they should join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 5 am., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, they even get warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, okra, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much. We go on "route marches", which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then, the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown, but they don’t bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bullseye is near as big as a chipmunk and don’t move. And it ain’t shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampedin’ in.
Your loving daughter,
Recruit Gail |
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| From: |
Molly Anne on April 24, 2004 @ 2:52 pm |
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Eh, it was alright... kinda long. But the point was made. |
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alskdfj on April 25, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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awesome |
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co2van on May 19, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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It spoils the whole joke to add the title "Marine Recruit writing home to HER Parents:" What makes it funny is not knowing that the author of the letter is really a girl ’till the end of the joke because of the "Your loving daughter, Recruit Gail" ending. |
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IloveMarines989 on July 17, 2004 @ 1:33 pm |
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You ruined it by the title....good joke though... |
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IloveMarines989 on July 17, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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You ruined it by the title....good joke though... |
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IloveMarines989 on July 17, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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You ruined it by the title....good joke though... |
| From: |
RANGER! on September 22, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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fucking awsome joke, dumb ass marines. i just love to hear how dumb marines are. |
| From: |
dajester04 on September 29, 2004 @ 7:45 pm |
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first of all, they’re called drill instructors, not drill seargents. this joke is good about talking about how different the marines is from the country, but you might want to revise it and actually take a look at the Marine Corps Boot Camp. You might suprise yourself! |
| From: |
CPL DAVIS USMC on October 9, 2004 @ 12:39 am |
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Hey Ranger....YOU CAN SUCK ME OFF LATER. |
| From: |
marinegirl03 on October 25, 2004 @ 4:13 pm |
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i thought it was funny, good one! |
| From: |
jimmie fuck redneck on November 13, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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From: RANGER! on September 22, 2004 @ 8:20 pm
top of the morning to this fuck head ranger hope that there is not many like you at home if there is i hope i that you can read this i am sorry that is not any moe i hope that your parents are safe to night why wait for him to bj why not now they all ways walk around with it in their mouth anyway haarmy suck any way who do they call first
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jimmie fuck redneck on November 13, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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From: RANGER! on September 22, 2004 @ 8:20 pm
top of the morning to this fuck head ranger hope that there is not many like you at home if there is i hope i that you can read this i am sorry that is not any moe i hope that your parents are safe to night why wait for him to bj why not now they all ways walk around with it in their mouth anyway haarmy suck any way who do they call first
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