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marines on ships
Posted by: hdrulz on January 10, 2004 @ 3:35 am
Q: Why do they have marines on ships?
A: Because sheep were too obvious |
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jamie,megan on March 4, 2004 @ 6:26 pm |
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this joke is dumb |
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Not Funny on March 8, 2004 @ 12:55 am |
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I thought the point of a joke was the part where I’m supposed to laugh. |
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scott on March 15, 2004 @ 1:58 am |
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i dont get it.. your stupid for telling that joke |
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LCpl Lomb on March 31, 2004 @ 1:24 pm |
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That is dumb as hell. |
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R-Rated on April 19, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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If you watched "Deliverance", "Prince of Tides", "Pulp Fiction",
and American History X...then you know what this joke is implying.
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Molly Anne on April 24, 2004 @ 2:55 pm |
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Then.... what IS the joke implying??? I’m not renting a movie just to get the joke, bahaha. |
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Molly Anne on April 24, 2004 @ 2:58 pm |
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Oh. That’s gross. |
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usmc drill instuctor on May 3, 2004 @ 11:49 am |
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this joke is stupid and against all the good fighting marines.
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Whois on May 4, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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That was funny, because it’s true...just ask any swabbie.
USMC - Uncle Sam’s Mutated Cretins |
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Mountain Infantry on May 13, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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Now this is a funny joke. |
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OORAH on May 26, 2004 @ 6:38 pm |
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They probably put Marines on ships to get them off of your mom. |
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GONAVY on June 14, 2004 @ 8:35 pm |
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If you really want to know the truth ... I really wanted to be a marine, but they wouldn’t let me in because my ASFAB score was to high.
OOH RAH ....SISSIES!!!!! |
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GoArmy on July 23, 2004 @ 11:00 am |
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Hey Go Navy...its the ASVAB...not asfab, scored too high huh? |
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AirFarce on August 4, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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LOL @ GoArmy |
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LCPL. HARDISON, JOHN on August 16, 2004 @ 6:03 pm |
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I CANT BELIEVE IM WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS....
P.S. "AIRFARCE" (THE ONE ABOVE ME)
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH... LEARN TO SPELL DUMBASS |
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marinebro. on September 24, 2004 @ 2:02 am |
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anybody thats not in the marines. those are the dumb shits
Navy- pud-stuffers
Army-pussies
Air Force- mine as well be pud-stuffers
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pfc smith on September 24, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
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hardison.... hey there devildog. Check the dictionairy for the meaning of farce.... |
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Sgt G on September 25, 2004 @ 3:39 pm |
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Ass clowns!
Semper Fi |
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US Salt Dawg on October 12, 2004 @ 8:52 am |
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What does it sound like when shit hits the fan maaaarrriiiinnnneeeee!!!!!!!!! |
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marinegirl03 on October 25, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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that was stupid. |
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Hey LCPL Hardison on October 28, 2004 @ 7:58 am |
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How about learning to punctuate you dumb fuck.
marineswife26. I take it you have nothing better to do than surf the ’net while your husband actually does the work. Get a fucking job and a life you stupid whore. |
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Chesty Pullmehard on December 2, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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Hey X....where’d you do your time? The Norfolk Brig. If it weren’t for the navy there’d be no USMC. Someone’s got to take you guys into battle. If it wasn’t for the navy you’d be about as bad as the Connecticut National Guard. |
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Chesty Pullmehard on December 2, 2004 @ 10:37 pm |
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Hey X....where’d you do your time? The Norfolk Brig. If it weren’t for the navy there’d be no USMC. Someone’s got to take you guys into battle. If it wasn’t for the navy you’d be about as bad as the Connecticut National Guard. |
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joker on December 6, 2004 @ 10:59 pm |
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You are right, if it weren’t for the navy there wouldn’t be Marines, only because you goddamned peckercheckers don’t know shit about standing and fighting but hiding and blowing. In other words you always get your asses kicked and we the Almighty have to save you. Seen it many a times in hostile situations, them squidly peckercheckers try to peek at the enemies peepee and we Devil Dogs gotta save their asses. Go back to your pink barracks and blow your long john you fuck. |
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sweetness on December 9, 2004 @ 11:16 am |
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that was stupied..but marines r hot.. |
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NAVY on January 16, 2005 @ 1:17 pm |
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NO WE PUTF THE MARINES ON THE SHIP BECAUSE WE ARE ALL TO CHICKEN SHIT TO DO THE JOB |
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GO USMC on February 5, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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^EXACTLY^
-Marines are the oldest offical military branch BTW |
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me... on February 17, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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This is so f****** dumb!!! |
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hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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GO USMC no we are not the army and navy are a few months older at the most dont know exactly |
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USMC on February 28, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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taking a building to a marine is attacking and destroying, to the navy its shutting out the lights and locking the door, to the airforce its sign a 3 year lease with option to buy |
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skyhawk on May 5, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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marines are the official Air Force Band |
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skyhawk on May 5, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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marines are the official Air Force Band |
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